Bertie
@bertie1.bsky.social
Iz a siameese kitteh an Plundercat pilot who luvs toys an treets an ma Dade, jcollard.bsky.social
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
Iz a kat so Iz onlee follow udder kat akkounts. Sorree hooms! #plundercats
Livvin th dreem, Buddee! Aaahahahaha!
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Livvin th dreem, Buddee! Aaahahahaha!
Oh, it wuz, happee! Vv gomfy. Alaz, itt no laste v longe. 😾
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Oh, it wuz, happee! Vv gomfy. Alaz, itt no laste v longe. 😾
(That sounds miserable, Marlena. I’ve revived something that I used to do that I also stopped after Covid: taking a long hot bath with a book and no other distractions. It has helped me stay focused, which in turn helps me to “get into” the book I’m reading.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
(That sounds miserable, Marlena. I’ve revived something that I used to do that I also stopped after Covid: taking a long hot bath with a book and no other distractions. It has helped me stay focused, which in turn helps me to “get into” the book I’m reading.)
Dat sownds reelee nise tuo! Enjoi yuo snuggol an fank yew furr comin ova an helpin th me! Yuo Iz a gud frend, Emmee!
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Dat sownds reelee nise tuo! Enjoi yuo snuggol an fank yew furr comin ova an helpin th me! Yuo Iz a gud frend, Emmee!
(My TBR pile is too, Marlena. After Covid, my ability to sit down and read a book was seriously damaged. I’m currently working on getting back to books. I was a voracious reader before.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
(My TBR pile is too, Marlena. After Covid, my ability to sit down and read a book was seriously damaged. I’m currently working on getting back to books. I was a voracious reader before.)
Oh fank yew Emmee! Yuo Iz gud frend! Butt th bed I bak tuogethur Nowe. Th Battul Iz ova. Aim snoozlin on ma lektrik bankie Nowe.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh fank yew Emmee! Yuo Iz gud frend! Butt th bed I bak tuogethur Nowe. Th Battul Iz ova. Aim snoozlin on ma lektrik bankie Nowe.
Ya. Ma Dade liykes vintaj tings an deesided tuo tri tuo mayke an old timeey pichure ov th me wurkin on th seeplayne.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ya. Ma Dade liykes vintaj tings an deesided tuo tri tuo mayke an old timeey pichure ov th me wurkin on th seeplayne.
(“Swashbuckling Cats” I’m about to die! 🤣)
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
(“Swashbuckling Cats” I’m about to die! 🤣)
Aiz wud luv itt iffen yuose came tuo th YuoKay on ma ayreship wit usses, Emmee! Itt gunna bee funn! 🤎😸🎉
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Aiz wud luv itt iffen yuose came tuo th YuoKay on ma ayreship wit usses, Emmee! Itt gunna bee funn! 🤎😸🎉
Feele bettur, Frend Drayko! 🤎😺
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Feele bettur, Frend Drayko! 🤎😺
Sadlee, ai loss th Battul. Butt th war continyooz!
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sadlee, ai loss th Battul. Butt th war continyooz!
Siamese or no, a gud yell Iz wurth Itz wayte in toonas! 🤎😸🐟🐟🐟
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Siamese or no, a gud yell Iz wurth Itz wayte in toonas! 🤎😸🐟🐟🐟
Yaaa, Peggee, Dey th bestest!! So gomfy! 🤎😻🛏️
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yaaa, Peggee, Dey th bestest!! So gomfy! 🤎😻🛏️
Aiz a Siamese: nowbuddee yells liyke th me!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Aiz a Siamese: nowbuddee yells liyke th me!!
Grate showe, butt shudda Ben called “AyreCATT”!
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Grate showe, butt shudda Ben called “AyreCATT”!
Itt happuns… don reelee no wyy.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Itt happuns… don reelee no wyy.
Wudnt th wurld be a betta plase den, Lolah? Liyke garden ov Eedun!
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Wudnt th wurld be a betta plase den, Lolah? Liyke garden ov Eedun!
Ma meen Dade keepe dem owt ov reech ov th me! Ai tink ai will lai on th stayers an wayte untill hims tri tuo com upstayres wit a baskit ov londree. *TRIPP*
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ma meen Dade keepe dem owt ov reech ov th me! Ai tink ai will lai on th stayers an wayte untill hims tri tuo com upstayres wit a baskit ov londree. *TRIPP*
Itt bene awiyle! Jus a “gentul” reemindur…
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Itt bene awiyle! Jus a “gentul” reemindur…
Oh no! Hims soooo bizee! *sarkazum*
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh no! Hims soooo bizee! *sarkazum*
Ai haz kondukted strateejik witdraww, Oggie! Kan yuo send a helocobber tuo reskoo th me??
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ai haz kondukted strateejik witdraww, Oggie! Kan yuo send a helocobber tuo reskoo th me??
Manee kittehs sai dat, Minxie! Fank yew
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Manee kittehs sai dat, Minxie! Fank yew