Bertie Bear
@bertiebear13.bsky.social
A big 🧸 who loves choccies, hibearnating, Slothie, HairyPlane, the hooman and cuddles. Maybe not in that order 🤔
Oh Wowsies! Really! They is awesome. Hello wild cousins 🐻👋
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh Wowsies! Really! They is awesome. Hello wild cousins 🐻👋
Hooman would like me to pass on that SHE hasn’t opened any of them… 🐻🙄🤭
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hooman would like me to pass on that SHE hasn’t opened any of them… 🐻🙄🤭
Nopies. Hooman seems to have a problem wiv the fact it can out of her advent calendar though… ooopsie!
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nopies. Hooman seems to have a problem wiv the fact it can out of her advent calendar though… ooopsie!
Is beary nice fank you. Unfortunately I does quite often have to fight the hooman for it! I is hibearnating, but I does intermittent hibearnation. I gets up for snackies, telly (and social media 😁)
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Is beary nice fank you. Unfortunately I does quite often have to fight the hooman for it! I is hibearnating, but I does intermittent hibearnation. I gets up for snackies, telly (and social media 😁)
There WAS an earthquake here though in NW UK. Does you fink the quakie and alarmie got splinched or somefing?!
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There WAS an earthquake here though in NW UK. Does you fink the quakie and alarmie got splinched or somefing?!
Hello 🐻👋, nice to see you again. Have done squishie Bertie Huggies!
July 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hello 🐻👋, nice to see you again. Have done squishie Bertie Huggies!
That’s a shame ‘cos she just looked at me and said ‘if hunslet can dust, so can you boyo!’ This is worrying…
July 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That’s a shame ‘cos she just looked at me and said ‘if hunslet can dust, so can you boyo!’ This is worrying…
Hooman sez do you do houses? She can pay in your preferred currency, including Jaffa cakes!
July 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Hooman sez do you do houses? She can pay in your preferred currency, including Jaffa cakes!
I does not fink eating this is much of a challenge really. Need a few more…
June 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I does not fink eating this is much of a challenge really. Need a few more…
Wowsies, a cafe made for bears!
June 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Wowsies, a cafe made for bears!
Uh oh, is this how the world ends… the trees turn into Ents wiv attitude and overthrow humanity…
June 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Uh oh, is this how the world ends… the trees turn into Ents wiv attitude and overthrow humanity…
Hooman sez you is cute wiv no clothies on 😳🤭
June 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Hooman sez you is cute wiv no clothies on 😳🤭
Is like an advent calendar… wiv more apocalypses. Hooman sez if yours does want to do it she has a code or somefing for some money off. DM me when she has finished her studying and I sends it!
June 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Is like an advent calendar… wiv more apocalypses. Hooman sez if yours does want to do it she has a code or somefing for some money off. DM me when she has finished her studying and I sends it!
‘I finks we has ghosties wiv fists Hoom…look!’
May 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
‘I finks we has ghosties wiv fists Hoom…look!’
Well we has come to a timeshare arrangement - I gets the sofa at night and while the hooman workies, she gets it for three hours every evening and sometimes at weekendies. I guesses this is fair…
May 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well we has come to a timeshare arrangement - I gets the sofa at night and while the hooman workies, she gets it for three hours every evening and sometimes at weekendies. I guesses this is fair…
I means, I still doesn’t want to go up mountains… they isn’t soft and springy!
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I means, I still doesn’t want to go up mountains… they isn’t soft and springy!