Robert C. Wood
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Robert C. Wood
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Perpetual student of cause and effect
Like I wouldn’t screw that up.
January 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Abby New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year!
December 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Yup!
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If there is a war on Christmas, whichever side these guys are on is the winning side.
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I really do wake up looking this amazing. #nofilters
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
But I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Follow me for more #lifehacks
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Definitely a coincidence.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What all of the fashionable Whos in Whoville are wearing this season.
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Follow me for more #lifehacks.

True story: this also worked on my wife.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is how we make snowmen in Florida.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Proof Elmo is a genius.
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That time Superman faced his toughest foe: the IRS (Superman #148)
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

I wish I knew where I stole this from.
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Make your Thanksgiving plans now!
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Exactly! If I have to listen to you, at least make it worth my time. This goes doubly if you’re talking on speakerphone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Follow me for more #lifehacks
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I got an early peek at the Epstein List.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I really wish someone would let Adam Murphy do an Indiana Jones graphic novel series.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM