Bertster
bertster.bsky.social
Bertster
@bertster.bsky.social
Future rust and future dust.
Bergamot and vetiver run through my head and fall away.
Keep on with the good fight. Amazing knitwear too 👊
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Giving Alan Partridge “Dan, Dan…” vibes. One for the Brits… 🇬🇧
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*strangers
October 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I wish…
October 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can’t leave Langås out. He’s our best player. First name on the team sheet for me, if fully fit.
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
When this is all over (he says, very optimistically) is there the possibility that Hegseth gets recalled to active service, and either court martialled or sent to clean toilets in the back of beyond for the rest of his days?
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Two changes. Elder in for Fozzy too.
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
September 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
*practise
August 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Foz absolutely had to start tonight. He is our second best available defender, after Clarke. By a considerable margin.
August 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
A Tale of 1.33 Cities

And of course the whole of the “Famous Three and a Third” series.
August 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Sacha and Digweed Renaissance
🔥 ❤️

I still have the triple CD somewhere
August 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Looking forward to discovering the 39 debut albums that are better than this one…
August 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Absolutely this 🎯

(And while the one she made as a kid isn’t actually that bad, it’s definitely fine to ignore it in this instance!)
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
No Björk FFS
August 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Similar genre to “I know quinoa-t you did last summer”, but 1000% better.
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Suspirulina is genius!
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This was an inevitable consequence of your Trump fandom. It also explains why I didn’t continue my subscription.
July 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
An unforgettable night ❤️
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM