Who stares at their food while they eat anymore? Either you are talking to friends or looking at your phone. If a tiny friend ends up eaten, that is on them. This post brought to you from a noodle eating fried rice.-

Too be fair. Who would want to deal with the gloop in their fur anyway? Always the 👢

Grabbing a big rock and hang off a cliff works

Reminds me of that fantasy/D&D style story telling where they blow out smoke and the scene changes.

Gonna stare at them for a minute before picking them up, tossing them on my shoulder, and carrying them off for mischief

Comfiness is important

Hello there.

Such a cutie. Now let me smooch

Looks like your ass will be on fire later. My condolences

Sink some orca or snake chompers into that flesh. Wonder if you squeak.