Rob Beschizza
@beschizza.com
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Writer, designer and developer.
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Found some classics on the hard drive
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"I'm afraid Paramount and Warner decided to pass, but the estate of Jorge Luis Borges wondered if you might like to take a crack at a new translation of Misreadings"
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The way it flicks literary asides at you sentence after sentence without leaving the constraints of a formal pleading.
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We stopped doing these at Boing Boing a few years back. The money was not what it used to be and you're competing with comically formulaic SEO chum ("I'm a toilet expert and these are the best 17 bidet attachments for women in New Jersey") and that was even before AI.
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The Stephen Miller comparisons are genuinely insulting to Gríma son of Galmod who carefully positioned Rohan to avoid risky commitment during a serious geopolitical crisis and whose failings were driven by inflexibility and shame rather than opportunism and malice.
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Honestly want to make a contemporary kids' coding book just so I can commission a painting of a dragon.
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Dark Side of the CPC
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This what the English Civil War was fought over!
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Well that's not how appropriations work at all

*WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT
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Schrodinger's Crew: a thought experiment concerning quantum superposition. The crew is simultaneously detained by ICE and furloughed by shutdown until observation collapses the wave.
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Existential rebel, Idealism purist: Social media is a Soulslike
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Wonderfully cynical hypothesis! I like the idea that he is a supernatural entity that feeds on ego and has to risk failure to bring it out.
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Chotiner: So you challenge suspects with inconsistencies in their stories?

Lt. Columbo: Yes sir, that's what I try to do.

Chotiner: And that is why you reveal the evidence against them and the likely theory of prosecution before they've been mirandized?

Lt. Columbo: Hold on a minute, Sir,
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Sometimes I just want to publish a modern gadget catalog with that DAK/oldschool Sharper Image vibe. Hammacher Schlemmer still does one but it's heavily optimized to "digital dartboards and garden gnomes"
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Sir, I’m going to explain every detail of our investigation, detail every piece of evidence, and exhaust every theory a prosecutor might use to convict you. And sir, I'm going to do it right here in this conversation.
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"I will never again devote my energies to building up an audience on a platform whose management can sever my relationship to that audience at will"
Bluesky and enshittification
No one is the enshittifier of their own story.
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The hangover this party night leads to is unfortunately, President Mike Johnson
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Great point here about Microsoft renaming the GamePass tiers from Core/Standard/Ultimate to Essential/Premium/Ultimate: all of them are synonymous for best. Who cares if they are angry and confused, we got their card on recurring.

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Microsoft Just Made It Easier Than Ever To Stop Putting Up With Microsoft - Aftermath
After another Game Pass price hike, many users have had enough. But they should think bigger: It's time to cut ties with Microsoft altogether.
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Feel a kinship with the Quiet Editor, though I'm not holding back on that whisky
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Slop just quietly inserted in with the photos at shutterstock. Still obvious but it's going to be hazardous soon enough.