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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong
@besidetheteesside.bsky.social
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Has more than the average number of fingers. Tunes (guitars), baseball (Padres), books (hardboiled/noir), nonsense (general.)
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 3h
Aww. Gorgeous.
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 13h
If you see this, post a pet
Flora and Marge. Cats.
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 13h
Tonight's hotel entertainment is a jazz duo.

"Cunts with Trumpets" I think they are called.
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 15h
Insignia!
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 16h
Still loving the cocktails...
Me holding another fucking cocktail 🍸
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 16h
Law of sod. Been looking for ages for a decent price on an aftershave I've been wanting. Bought it, got a free tester of another. Guess which one Mrs S and her mother prefer...
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
I am not a prodder!
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
And so you should.
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
Not saying a couple on today's trip were utter twats but after they'd huffed off for the 27th time,I turned to the bus driver and apologised "on behalf of all the decent English people."
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
Just discovered brilliant Australian comedian Ray O'Leary.

"I left my last job because my boss wasn't a very nice person. For obvious reasons, I can't say his name, so we'll call him.....

...... a cunt."
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not starting from a great baseline in the first place if I'm honest!
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
Would have been better visiting the Greek paradise of Cleothropes (™ Richard Hawley.)
besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 1d
Might be for you. Very real for me this morning!
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
Morning
Feet on a sun lounger overlooking a beautiful Menorcan bay
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
Beautiful words.
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
I first became aware of what a shithouse he was when he broke lockdown rules during the very early days of Big Rona. Since then, his shithousery has only escalated.
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
A flyer for a Hunter's Moon party
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
Definitely in my top 7 nuts is the almond.
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
You do have a massive ring. I bet that takes some cleaning.
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
Thanking you!
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
I love drinking cocktails 🍸
Me in a sugar skull shirt, drinking a cocktail.
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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
Bloke in the hotel with the weasel rat face of that Brexit Plumber Cunt and the hair of Rick Parfitt.

So he's obviously getting renamed Pimliquo.
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
"Release the Epstein Files, now."
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 2d
I have been all over this beautiful planet of ours and I can say that from experience, if there are tourists, there's a >81.76% chance that if someone is being a clownshoe, they will be English (not British, DEFINITELY English.)
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Spoooooooooooooooong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 3d
That's one place I miss from my Leicestershire days. Went up there as a kid right up until we moved away.
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