bestbroz4eva.bsky.social
@bestbroz4eva.bsky.social
Does Venezuela have a right to defend itself
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles, repenting.

Me though, i do. I'm a real piece of shit
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The most enduring image of twenty first century America won't be 9/11, it'll be some Mormon tiktok dude looting Charlie Kirk's merch stand for memorabilia he can resell as the man bleeds out onstage lmao
September 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just checking with the terfs, did he have to trans his gender at any point in order to do this
August 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Kind of amazed there hasn't been a mass shooting at a Chris Brown concert yet. It's the perfect crime

"your honour, my client is a *very* talented performer"
July 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I GET KNOCKED DOWN / BUT I KEEP EATING EGGS / I'M EATING SCRAMBLED EGGS OFF THE FLOOR
June 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
@nogodsnomayors.com Riley please tell me you know about Tim Shadbolt
June 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Joanne if youre reading this go get a fucking life
May 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Babe wake up, the Ukrainian Autocephalous Orthodox Church in the United States just canonised Johnny Fiveaces
May 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I love how six years ago you could deduce that a Labour leader was denying the holocaust by blinking in morse code, and now a Labour leader is simply making anodyne observations about which colours are and are not in the union jack
May 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
British columnists fucking love describing things as Orwellian, *unless* it's an institution dedicated to eroding equality and human rights called the Equality & Human Rights Commission
May 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
When I first moved to the UK fifteen years ago I thought there was a lot of unmedicated schizophrenia because of all the people talking to themselves on the street, and then I realised they were just all using hands-free headsets.

I don't think it's the headsets anymore
May 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Every six months or so I forget that Whiteclaw tastes like a homeopathic glade plug-in
April 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Man Kanye is such a good case study of why billionaires shouldn't exist. Like one guy has spent the past decade actively sabotaging every revenue stream he has with horrid bullshit and still manages to have more money to his name than the entire fucking GDP of Denmark
April 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ever think about how we were saying "abolish ICE" like a decade ago and all the sensible liberals dismissed it as a crazy dangerous notion with no public support. Cool
April 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Egg
April 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's easy to make fun of cybertrucks but let's be real you americans are also huge dorks for the dodge ram and the f150. You should only ever be driving god's own flatbed, the Toyota hi-lux
April 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Just saw some schizophrenic graffiti and instantly understood the thought process, is that good 🙃
February 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Do you think Marlboro Country is the same kind of psychic realm as like Silent Hill
new EPISODE about a TRAIN with SMOKING and DRINKING and GAMBLING with @bsquiklehausen.com
February 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"Is your name Elcid Barrett because I'd smash like a bowl of eggs"
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
January 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Didn’t expect anyone to even interact with this tweet, but here’s the short film

youtu.be/iLT4v3mkrvk
JOHANNE SACREBLU "el musical" un homenaje a EMILIA PEREZ
YouTube video by Camila D. Aurora (Camiileo)
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM