Your house is beyond university jurisdiction so we cannot stop you. We do advise doing whatever possible to avoid getting hit with a rogue potion, they all recieved failing marks for a reason

ON CAMPUS?!??

@skelbton.bsky.social it‘s been 24 hours, you have permission to hunt the squirrels with whatever means you see fit

Oh that’s great to hear! Your professors will be notified so they don’t worry about your absence! We thank you for quarantining to prevent the spread of disease on campus!

i'm doing great guys! just a lil sick. don't need to check on me i'm totally not being held hostage by the squirrels

We are still providing full dining services at this time

We are hoping to resolve this peacefully so that no squirrels need be harmed

This explains the overflowing infirmary yesterday…

Looks like level 4 of the Campus Backrooms. Proceed with caution, level 4 is home to that thing

AHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

WAITif u delete the n and put the r back in #ArcU is perfect

Yes, in many types!

That is a lot of hashtags, perchance too many for such a small population of attendees. We would prefer a unifying hashtag for all shenanigans so people may easily stay abreast of what is happening across the university, and then can have secondary hashtags for individual subjects.