No Soy Chorizo
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I cursed myself here because in the three months since this post i have lost the credit card in question, had the replacement credit card compromised in a way that wasn’t my fault, and just this last weekend lost my credit card again
memorizing my credit card number and security info gotta be one of the most insane things I’ve ever accomplished
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I cursed myself here because in the three months since this post i have lost the credit card in question, had the replacement credit card compromised in a way that wasn’t my fault, and just this last weekend lost my credit card again
Drinking lots of water / eating lots of tofu, zucchini and chickpeas
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Drinking lots of water / eating lots of tofu, zucchini and chickpeas
Anyone that posted about him being dead over the weekend should be required to take one day off the internet for every post they made about it
September 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Anyone that posted about him being dead over the weekend should be required to take one day off the internet for every post they made about it
I always try to be as professional as possible at work but if someone is being a butthole I stay friendly but then I do a real bad job. Start acting like the most incompetent idiot imaginable. Just become the worst, intentionally, for fun.
July 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I always try to be as professional as possible at work but if someone is being a butthole I stay friendly but then I do a real bad job. Start acting like the most incompetent idiot imaginable. Just become the worst, intentionally, for fun.
memorizing my credit card number and security info gotta be one of the most insane things I’ve ever accomplished
July 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
memorizing my credit card number and security info gotta be one of the most insane things I’ve ever accomplished
“the music business is cooked” frankly wild that business ever had fuck all to do with creating art in the first place
July 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“the music business is cooked” frankly wild that business ever had fuck all to do with creating art in the first place
there will simply never be anything like clickable javascript website easter eggs ever again and i just realized how sad that is
July 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
there will simply never be anything like clickable javascript website easter eggs ever again and i just realized how sad that is
9 days from being 41 and positive I’m the hottest version of myself yet
July 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
9 days from being 41 and positive I’m the hottest version of myself yet
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The pandemic completely ethered the chicago grocery store tortilla chip game and i for one truly hate to see it
July 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The pandemic completely ethered the chicago grocery store tortilla chip game and i for one truly hate to see it
They’ll eat you alive if you put ketchup on a hot dog here but barely pull off the world’s most dogshit U turn in the middle of an intersection and no one bats an eye
July 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They’ll eat you alive if you put ketchup on a hot dog here but barely pull off the world’s most dogshit U turn in the middle of an intersection and no one bats an eye
How come ai art looks like total bullshit but ai music sounds like anything you’d hear in the last 20 years what gives
June 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How come ai art looks like total bullshit but ai music sounds like anything you’d hear in the last 20 years what gives
finally getting some gd humidity for these mfin curls
June 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
finally getting some gd humidity for these mfin curls
- Yes I like to go to the lake
- No I do not like to go anywhere near the water
- No I do not like to go anywhere near the water
June 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
- Yes I like to go to the lake
- No I do not like to go anywhere near the water
- No I do not like to go anywhere near the water
“You’re 40?? What’s your secret???”
Girl you don’t want to listen me say drink water and eat lots of raw fruits and vegetables so why even ask?
Girl you don’t want to listen me say drink water and eat lots of raw fruits and vegetables so why even ask?
June 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“You’re 40?? What’s your secret???”
Girl you don’t want to listen me say drink water and eat lots of raw fruits and vegetables so why even ask?
Girl you don’t want to listen me say drink water and eat lots of raw fruits and vegetables so why even ask?
I was today years old when I realized the violin break in Refused’s Tannhäuser/Derivè off the shape of punk to come is a melodic reference to a violin break in the first movement of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring
June 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was today years old when I realized the violin break in Refused’s Tannhäuser/Derivè off the shape of punk to come is a melodic reference to a violin break in the first movement of Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring
spent the last 6 months thinking my record player was broken when it was just unplugged the whole time, I’ll see myself out
June 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
spent the last 6 months thinking my record player was broken when it was just unplugged the whole time, I’ll see myself out
New altar just dropped
May 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
New altar just dropped
an entire spring made up of violently shifting from two or three 90 degree days to fifteen 45/50 degree days then back to two or three 90 degree days
May 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
an entire spring made up of violently shifting from two or three 90 degree days to fifteen 45/50 degree days then back to two or three 90 degree days
Nothing hits quite like a solo ride in a $500,000 vehicle
May 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nothing hits quite like a solo ride in a $500,000 vehicle
Idle Hands producers: ok yeah we got a stoner horror flick so nothing too crazy, the soundtrack is just like motley crüe and sublime so the album art just be kinda goofy scary fun like the film
Graphic designer: I got you
Graphic designer: I got you
May 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Idle Hands producers: ok yeah we got a stoner horror flick so nothing too crazy, the soundtrack is just like motley crüe and sublime so the album art just be kinda goofy scary fun like the film
Graphic designer: I got you
Graphic designer: I got you
Sinners was great because it showed us that any white person claiming to be 1/8 non-white is the most evil
May 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sinners was great because it showed us that any white person claiming to be 1/8 non-white is the most evil
the guy working at the gym this morning interrupted his own conversation with another gymgoer to dap me up and say ‘what’s up’ which feels like a good omen for my muscle mommy progress
May 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the guy working at the gym this morning interrupted his own conversation with another gymgoer to dap me up and say ‘what’s up’ which feels like a good omen for my muscle mommy progress