Mark Zuckerberg @ everyone hopping on Facebook to complain about the TikTok ban.

I’m afraid some people forgot why there was a push to ban the app in the first place. Y’all know what a Wizard of Oz moment is? Let me set the scene.

So, imagine all the people in Munchkin land thought a witch banned THE app, but really…

TBC

Guys, renaming something doesn’t mean you suddenly own it all. Renaming it won’t make the entire Gulf of Affordable Bacon property of the USA. I mean, if I called your Mustang a Corvette, I’m not driving off in a Mustang. Know what I’m sayin’?

I don’t want to buy Greenland! Iceland is where it’s at! I want Iceland and an Oompa Loompa and affordable bacon!!!!!

No offense to Greenland, Oompa Loompas, or pigs other than the one who suggested we buy Greenland in the first place. 🙄

“ I don’t much trucks with the one percent,” she said in her grandpa voice.

Shhhhhh, I just remembered there are leftovers in there… 🤭

Nepotism by criminal preference is no way to run a government. I’d prefer a woman in a lake distributing swords or something.

Anybody else miss Hurricane Katrina Kanye?

Future of education in America: New detention rules is no rules, bitches! Everybody gets a folding chair on the first day! You have to sit in just the one for the rest of the year, and if ya break it, don’t come crying, kid! Pick your battles like you got some sense.

I've been thinking about this poem by Langston Hughes recently and although it was published in 1931, it remains relevant as ever.

#books #reading #booksky #poetry

Cinnamon is not sweet, Lana. Oh wait…

I’ve lost a lot of friends since November fifth.

I think middle school teachers should make the kids cheat. Pair them up and have them turn in work that gets a grade for their partner and vice versa. As a former teacher, I’d like to see what happens. Would they just wind up doing their own or work for a better grade for the other? Just curious.