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Beth
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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your cheatballs.
A package of vegetarian meatballs called cheatballs
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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I’m at the gym
I’m at the horse race
I’m at the combination gym and horse race
A view of the horse race from the stairmaster at the gym
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Repeating “Demo Ootbi: the Best Storage for Veeam” over and over again like a mantra
Facebook ad: Object First Sponsored NCC Group: "Attackers cannot modify data stored within an Ootbi appliance." Demo Ootbi: the Best Storage for Veeam. OBJECT FIRST Never Pay the Ransom
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I suppose this is a step up from the hot singles in your area ads 🫏
A picture of a cute, brown, shaggy donkey with the text: THIS CHRISTMAS Start a beautiful friendship with JoJo today FROM €25 A YEAR
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
A product called gloup zero in a white toothpaste like tube with a picture of a blue silhouette of a face eating a spoonful of red gel(?) with a pill on top
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟‍♀️

*weird bathroom lighting
Bathroom selfie in odd lighting
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
An Amazon listing for gray slipper socks with a color selection that should read “Dark Gray,” but instead reads “Dark Gary”
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I bought some cheese
A smoked cheese that looks like a butt
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The birthday girl 🥳
A close up of a ragdoll cat’s face
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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New fear unlocked
A headline that says, “Bear attacks man in public toilet in Japan”
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
Ad for 1pc Wooden Wild Call For Outdoor Hunting - Attracting Wild Boars With Sound, Durable...
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Cannibalism
An opossum in a donut costume eating a donut.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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On my way to annoy you
A cuscus that looks like it’s running somewhere on two legs. Photo credit: Joel Sartore
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Head empty, no thoughts
A ragdoll cat sitting on a pink blanket, looking over its shoulder with its mouth hanging slightly open
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I imagine the request to the craftsman was something like this
Pic of a manuscript E with the following imagined dialogue: customer: I’d like to buy a letter E Artist: A normal E or a naked bird-headed woman with a severed foot standing beside her pet fish Customer: Is she carrying any fruit? Artist: A giant blueberry. A snake tried to get it, but she caught it in her enormous beak. Customer: Ill take the bird waitress and her aquatic guardian
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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The aristocrats!
Kilkea castle entrance Kilkea castle entrance with a view of the evil eye stone Evil eye stone at Kilkea castle A description of the evil eye stone at Kilkea castle Within the gatehouse of the castle is a really interesting stone called the The Evil Eye Stone. The carving is built into a stone in the guard-room above the bawn entrance to Kilkea Castle. It depicts a man engaged in a sexual act with a semi-human creature with the head of dog or wolf while another beast appears to be having sexual intercourse and eating the man at the same time while a bird pecks at this chest.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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You: so you don’t have a costume?

Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
Me in a raccoon hat holding a large kitchen knife.
October 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This was a surprisingly gentle hawk named Maude
A Harris’s Hawk landing on my gloved hand
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
An 18 week old brown wood owl sitting on a perch
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It’s cat day!?!
A ragdoll cat sitting in a blue and white rug with a surprised look on its face
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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They were otherwise quite synchronized
Rooks striking similar poses Rooks striking similar poses Rooks striking similar poses
September 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Also, you are looking at Bird of the Year (1986)✨
A wiki excerpt for a rook that states: Award received: Bird of the Year (1986)
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I’m trying to befriend the corvids
2 rooks sitting on a metal pole
September 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
2 ducks in a pond with their tails and feet in the air and their heads underwater
August 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
A bag of gummy meerkats
August 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM