I once got detained briefly at San Francisco airport for accidentally bringing a salad into the US.

I realise I’ve inadvertently insulted you there by lumping you in my age bracket so soz for that!

Strength training has been a godsend for me. I used to focus on cv because I thought that was how you got fit but at our age it’s just the fastest way to damaged knees.

I just love the idea that Farage shouts BERNARD MANNING in answer to any awkward question. It would be even better if people started shouting it at him pre-emptively.

I think Evri is a strong contender for this title.

I stopped organising meet ups for this exact reason. You’d spend ages finding a date everyone would do, find a venue, then on the day all but three people bail out with some spurious reason. It’s really demoralising and makes you feel shit.

Or more irresponsible than promoting the misinformation in the first place. You do it for page views and call yourself a journalist.

You led with the road name in capitals and pushed the rebuttal down to mislead people into thinking it was that road. Come on, you do this on a regular basis and it’s not the first time people have called you out on it.

A man on his own in a car park doing balloons.

I didn’t think anyone could be worse than Suella Braverman but somehow.

I feel seen.

Looking at that bonfire, I’m quite glad H&S rules are in place. WTF were they thinking?

Haha! My dog does that too.

Meg is the sock monster