I can't believe any trump voters seriously thought they were voting for a presidential candidate that was actually against abortion. Meanwhile, the rest of us KNEW that he was capable of tossing (or standing by while someone else did it) a newborn into lake Michigan.
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I can't believe any trump voters seriously thought they were voting for a presidential candidate that was actually against abortion. Meanwhile, the rest of us KNEW that he was capable of tossing (or standing by while someone else did it) a newborn into lake Michigan.
Petty "leaders" who pick fights and call names don't win Nobel Peace Prizes. And we all know that's what the cheating Cheeto wants. You can't bully your way to peace.
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Petty "leaders" who pick fights and call names don't win Nobel Peace Prizes. And we all know that's what the cheating Cheeto wants. You can't bully your way to peace.
Regardless of how often it happens, I still get ridiculously excited when my (nearly?) perfect pitch lets me start singing a song in the correct key before the song begins. Or when someone plays a chord or a note, & I say, "That's the beginning to such and such song." We check, & I'm always right. 🤓
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Regardless of how often it happens, I still get ridiculously excited when my (nearly?) perfect pitch lets me start singing a song in the correct key before the song begins. Or when someone plays a chord or a note, & I say, "That's the beginning to such and such song." We check, & I'm always right. 🤓
Today I said something about juggling pineapples, after I accidentally tossed a piece of pineapple up and then accidentally also caught it, moving my hands around while eating and talking. And THIS is the fortune cookie fortune that my 17 year old got today:
Way too weird to be a coincidence!
Way too weird to be a coincidence!
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Today I said something about juggling pineapples, after I accidentally tossed a piece of pineapple up and then accidentally also caught it, moving my hands around while eating and talking. And THIS is the fortune cookie fortune that my 17 year old got today:
Way too weird to be a coincidence!
Way too weird to be a coincidence!
10 years ago, if a man had told me to smile, I would have politely complied.
This year, I just looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language and then turned around and got back to smiling at my friend, which I had been doing most of the evening. 🩷
This year, I just looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language and then turned around and got back to smiling at my friend, which I had been doing most of the evening. 🩷
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
10 years ago, if a man had told me to smile, I would have politely complied.
This year, I just looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language and then turned around and got back to smiling at my friend, which I had been doing most of the evening. 🩷
This year, I just looked at him like he was speaking a foreign language and then turned around and got back to smiling at my friend, which I had been doing most of the evening. 🩷
13 yr old little brother: whips out his clarinet: "I can do an A flat scale."
17 yr old big sister, singing: 🎶 "doh re mi fa so la ti doh" 🎶
13 yr old boy: "No, we don't do that one."
17 yr old big sister, singing: 🎶 "doh re mi fa so la ti doh" 🎶
13 yr old boy: "No, we don't do that one."
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
13 yr old little brother: whips out his clarinet: "I can do an A flat scale."
17 yr old big sister, singing: 🎶 "doh re mi fa so la ti doh" 🎶
13 yr old boy: "No, we don't do that one."
17 yr old big sister, singing: 🎶 "doh re mi fa so la ti doh" 🎶
13 yr old boy: "No, we don't do that one."
At least once per day, I want to throw my echo devices in the trash and try Google home. I'm so sick of how glitchy they are and how crappy the app is.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
At least once per day, I want to throw my echo devices in the trash and try Google home. I'm so sick of how glitchy they are and how crappy the app is.
It's so hard to be supportive of someone else's dream when it's the opposite of your own. 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's so hard to be supportive of someone else's dream when it's the opposite of your own. 🥲
This weekend was the best weekend I've had in a very long time. Just missing one person.
🤍💙💙🩷🩷💙
🤍💙💙🩷🩷💙
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This weekend was the best weekend I've had in a very long time. Just missing one person.
🤍💙💙🩷🩷💙
🤍💙💙🩷🩷💙
Making/sharing AI videos of dropping poop on people they don't like is something I would expect from a middle schooler. Before 2016, I never imagined the United States would have a president who shares things like that.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmrtqNC/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmrtqNC/
JD has joined in now 10/19
TikTok video by Harry Sisson
www.tiktok.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Making/sharing AI videos of dropping poop on people they don't like is something I would expect from a middle schooler. Before 2016, I never imagined the United States would have a president who shares things like that.
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmrtqNC/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMmrtqNC/
We've reached the FO part of FAFO. At least as far as my Facebook feed goes. People who ignored my warnings about project 2025 are now posting, shocked and upset that the federally or state funded thing they relied upon is no longer funded.
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We've reached the FO part of FAFO. At least as far as my Facebook feed goes. People who ignored my warnings about project 2025 are now posting, shocked and upset that the federally or state funded thing they relied upon is no longer funded.
They did a little more than I expected tbh
They better do something quick to distract everybody from the Epstein chatter
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They did a little more than I expected tbh
One day you're just a teenager who thinks she's going to grow up and be cool and then the next thing you know you're buying candlestick holders and you collect old books. The end.
September 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
One day you're just a teenager who thinks she's going to grow up and be cool and then the next thing you know you're buying candlestick holders and you collect old books. The end.
My bitin' list just keeps getting longer.
August 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My bitin' list just keeps getting longer.
Always daydreaming about someday. I will never understand why things worked out the way they did, but I have hope for a happy reunion, someday.
In the meantime, I think of them every single day, & dream of them often.
In the meantime, I think of them every single day, & dream of them often.
a starry night sky with trees and mountains in the background
ALT: a starry night sky with trees and mountains in the background
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August 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Always daydreaming about someday. I will never understand why things worked out the way they did, but I have hope for a happy reunion, someday.
In the meantime, I think of them every single day, & dream of them often.
In the meantime, I think of them every single day, & dream of them often.
Every now and then, you meet someone and just know that they're meant to be in your life. Maybe for a short time, or maybe for forever. You just know that it's good.
I love when that happens.
I love when that happens.
August 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Every now and then, you meet someone and just know that they're meant to be in your life. Maybe for a short time, or maybe for forever. You just know that it's good.
I love when that happens.
I love when that happens.
Maybe 1:25 in the morning isn't the best time for alexa to try to talk me into upgrading to the premium version of the Sleep Sounds skill
July 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Maybe 1:25 in the morning isn't the best time for alexa to try to talk me into upgrading to the premium version of the Sleep Sounds skill
"I know you're sorry, but where's my apology?"
- quote from The Chicks that I have somehow managed not to repeat in conversation with people who repeatedly screw up in the worst ways & never seem to actually put in the work to change
- quote from The Chicks that I have somehow managed not to repeat in conversation with people who repeatedly screw up in the worst ways & never seem to actually put in the work to change
July 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"I know you're sorry, but where's my apology?"
- quote from The Chicks that I have somehow managed not to repeat in conversation with people who repeatedly screw up in the worst ways & never seem to actually put in the work to change
- quote from The Chicks that I have somehow managed not to repeat in conversation with people who repeatedly screw up in the worst ways & never seem to actually put in the work to change
There are people out there getting their butts kicked at Fortnite by an 11 year old kid & his almost 40 yr old mom.
July 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There are people out there getting their butts kicked at Fortnite by an 11 year old kid & his almost 40 yr old mom.
One of my childhood core memories is the big fancy house that had gate posts with black iron penguins on them, in which I was CERTAIN The Penguin from Batman lived in.
Later, as an adult, I drove by & someone had painted the penguins to look like bald eagles.
(They were bald eagles the whole time)
Later, as an adult, I drove by & someone had painted the penguins to look like bald eagles.
(They were bald eagles the whole time)
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
One of my childhood core memories is the big fancy house that had gate posts with black iron penguins on them, in which I was CERTAIN The Penguin from Batman lived in.
Later, as an adult, I drove by & someone had painted the penguins to look like bald eagles.
(They were bald eagles the whole time)
Later, as an adult, I drove by & someone had painted the penguins to look like bald eagles.
(They were bald eagles the whole time)
I keep thinking I'm not reading enough, but 31 books in 6 months really isn't bad.
I still feel like I should be reading more, though.
I still feel like I should be reading more, though.
July 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I keep thinking I'm not reading enough, but 31 books in 6 months really isn't bad.
I still feel like I should be reading more, though.
I still feel like I should be reading more, though.
They better do something quick to distract everybody from the Epstein chatter
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They better do something quick to distract everybody from the Epstein chatter
Some people convince themselves (and others) that someone else is a villain, in order to justify their harmful choices, so they can keep making them.
it is raining outside of a window with a bird flying in the distance .
ALT: it is raining outside of a window with a bird flying in the distance .
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July 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Some people convince themselves (and others) that someone else is a villain, in order to justify their harmful choices, so they can keep making them.
I don't think I will ever understand how people actually like black pepper.
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I don't think I will ever understand how people actually like black pepper.
When people say "OG" my brain thinks "Opera Ghost"
June 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When people say "OG" my brain thinks "Opera Ghost"