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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️
@bettytheft.bsky.social
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chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱🪐🦂 gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 💋 CLUE 8/28-8/30 AT STEPPENWOLF 🔎
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · Jul 1
ARE YOU HUMAN? 🪲

☂️ photos by @alexxfoxx.bsky.social
🪲 hair by @thelomaprietta.bsky.social
☂️ dress by me w guidance from @trishacan.bsky.social (inspired by raffaella carrá)
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 13h
i’m ki’ing at every joke like i’ve never heard it before
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 17h
genuinely feel unstoppable in a 1B hardfront
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 19h
“the studio” seems perfectly engineered to farm emmy awards. there’s nothing hollywood loves more than gazing at its own navel and congratulating itself for every piece of lint it finds in there. a total nothing
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 1d
breaking barriers- this is herstoric asf
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 2d
hey twin !
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 2d
kiss my ass and my anus cuz im finally famous
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 3d
lowkey wanna try the poop mountain wine
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 3d
we are 3 hours delayed and definitely missing our flight back to chicago, i’ve never wanted to kms more than i do in this moment
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 4d
they just evacuated the entire airport and no one will tell us why + when we’ll be let back in lol
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CLAIRE TORES @clairetores.bsky.social · 4d
sometimes i see people perform and have to remind myself it’s not what you know, it’s who you know
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 4d
didnt get a pic but there was a motorbike store called Dookie
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 5d
more info from Immigrant Justice
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 5d
happy birthday !
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 5d
just saved this number to my phone !
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
come to BUMP link.dice.fm/Bb3442c73d94...
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
he has terrible taste ns
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
they didn’t get it
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
this is the most important cultural product that the united states has ever produced. keyshia cole should be on the $1 bill
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
playing love by keyshia cole for europeans for the first time…
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
oh girl don’t start girl.
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
how can i make this about me, betty theft
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 6d
i’m not allowed to… not after last time :(
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 7d
love when ppl on grindr say “NO HOOKUPS!!” that’s like going to the grocery store and demanding a fully cooked meal
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Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️ @bettytheft.bsky.social · 7d
pin the wig cap omg- crossed pairs of bobby pins, two over the ears and one in the back
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