☕ B.E. Turpin
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☕ B.E. Turpin
@beturpin.bsky.social
A Humble Writer and aspiring Author. Purveyor of travel swag. Sober since 15 November 1985. A bit of a coffee snob and avgeek. I love good stories and I still ❤️ NY.

📍Texas

https://beturpin.substack.com/
https://thefarwanderer.etsy.com/

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Jeez, WTF is it now?
December 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I love the fact that Cameron hails from Kapuskasing, Ontario, Canada; started his directing career with money invested by a bunch of dentists; and learned as he went along, instead of coming from a BFD place like UCLA TFT or USC SCA. Plus he he is a National Geographic explorer-in-residence.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@lioninthetrees.bsky.social or @alchemistsstudio.bsky.social maybe one or both of you could make this a reality... 🙂
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
25A is the way.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I was in Prague last week with my wife, our 1st visit and we made good on a 34 year vow to kiss on the Charles Bridge in the rain or snow. Wonderful city, we got there via České dráhy. I love riding rails in Europe.
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Aaron Neville: the singing voice of an angel and the tattoos of a lifer.
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
99% of people wearing cowboy hats are doing nothing more than cosplay.
December 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
That rocks! I still have the rug I used to place in front of my amps even though my last live show was in 1996. You never know... 😉
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Whoopi ftw
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I never cared about Whitmire either way when he was in the Texas legislature (he never represented me) but he's been dead to me since he took over as Mayor.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Nearly every scene in Kids was like watching a train wreck emotionally. From start to finish it kicked my ass.
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
buh-bye Alina.
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My wife and I just got back yesterday from Europe to visit several Christmas Markets, and the only thing we brought back was a box of 12 macaroons because we don't want to mess with tariffs at all. It's a shame because there were plenty of handcrafted things worth buying.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
A Brady Bunch of Snore.
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Fragging.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Finstock you're killing it 😆
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Vieux Boulogne cheese tried to get signed at William Morris, but apparently their audition reeked.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A local TV station says only local and state police were involved, which would make the case non-Federal. Also ICE says he's on admin leave, plus they mentioned he was a Biden hire, so it doesn't sound like they're going to help him out.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Unless the Feds busted him he'll be out of reach for pardoning. That would be up to MN Governor Tim Walz instead.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So, he wanted to poison people who don't even believe in Santa Claus, about a week after Santa has already headed to the Caribbean to rest... 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Orange gets all spotty and stank as it rots away as well, as we all have noticed over the past 10 years.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM