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The display in London for New Year was very impressive. Amazing messages as well.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The display in London for New Year was very impressive. Amazing messages as well.
When the doctor asked the newspaper owner how he was doing. He apparently has circulation issues #JokeOfTheDay
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
When the doctor asked the newspaper owner how he was doing. He apparently has circulation issues #JokeOfTheDay
The ham walked out of the hospital and declared 'I'm cured' #JokeOfTheDay
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The ham walked out of the hospital and declared 'I'm cured' #JokeOfTheDay
All the hares escaped the zoo last night. The police are combing the area #JokeOfTheDay
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
All the hares escaped the zoo last night. The police are combing the area #JokeOfTheDay
When a girl had to choose between her boyfriend and desserts, the choice was a piece of cake. #JokeOfTheDay
December 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
When a girl had to choose between her boyfriend and desserts, the choice was a piece of cake. #JokeOfTheDay
Hotel operators never die, they just checkout #JokeOfTheDay
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hotel operators never die, they just checkout #JokeOfTheDay
The man with the handbars has to leave before he finishes dinner, so he mustache away his food for later #JokeOfTheDay
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The man with the handbars has to leave before he finishes dinner, so he mustache away his food for later #JokeOfTheDay
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis #JokeOfTheDay
December 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis #JokeOfTheDay
The woman really wanted to buy a large estate but she didn't dare mansion it to her husband #JokeOfTheDay
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The woman really wanted to buy a large estate but she didn't dare mansion it to her husband #JokeOfTheDay
Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammels can be a mammoth undertaking #JokeOfTheDay
December 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammels can be a mammoth undertaking #JokeOfTheDay
I had a conversation with an idiot today. Moron that later. #JokeOfTheDay
December 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I had a conversation with an idiot today. Moron that later. #JokeOfTheDay
If you say Absolutely Nothing backwards you get absolutely nothing #JokeOfTheDay
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you say Absolutely Nothing backwards you get absolutely nothing #JokeOfTheDay
I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven. (Jason Cook) #JokeOfTheDay
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven. (Jason Cook) #JokeOfTheDay
I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame 'cause halfway through he disappears up his own a***hole. (Kevin Day). #JokeOfTheDay
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame 'cause halfway through he disappears up his own a***hole. (Kevin Day). #JokeOfTheDay
Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying. (Scott Capurro) #JokeOfTheDay
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying. (Scott Capurro) #JokeOfTheDay
I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s. (Bec Hill) #JokeOfTheDay
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s. (Bec Hill) #JokeOfTheDay
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief. (Mark Watson) #JokeOfTheDay
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief. (Mark Watson) #JokeOfTheDay
I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. (Masai Graham) #JokeOfTheDay
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. (Masai Graham) #JokeOfTheDay
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust. (Tim Vine) #JokeOfTheDay
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust. (Tim Vine) #JokeOfTheDay
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for. (Grace the Child). #JokeOfTheDay
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for. (Grace the Child). #JokeOfTheDay
Clowns divorce: custardy battle. (Simon Munnery) #JokeOfTheDay
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Clowns divorce: custardy battle. (Simon Munnery) #JokeOfTheDay
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves. (Alun Cochrane) #JokeOfTheDay
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves. (Alun Cochrane) #JokeOfTheDay
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas. (Mark Nelson) #JokeOfTheDay
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas. (Mark Nelson) #JokeOfTheDay
If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go. (Dave Green) #JokeOfTheDay
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If I could take just one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t go. (Dave Green) #JokeOfTheDay
Surely every car is a people carrier? (Adam Hess) #JokeOfTheDay
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Surely every car is a people carrier? (Adam Hess) #JokeOfTheDay