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Stupidity is a lifestyle choice when you have access to limitless information in your pocket.
It should be illegal to allow billionaires to build a bunker of any sort.
May 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
*deep movie voice*
Imagine…a system so rigged for the powerful that it’s unable to hold them accountable.
a sign that says ' marvel studio ' on it
ALT: a sign that says ' marvel studio ' on it
media.tenor.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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"Trump gutted the Aviation Safety Committee last week. Air traffic controllers — already understaffed — got Trump’s 'buyout' this week with a 1 week ultimatum to decide."
'It's him — and Elon': AOC attacks as Trump tries to pass blame for D.C. plane crash
President Donald Trump and his administration officials triggered immediate outrage on Thursday after blaming the devastating plane crash in Washington, D.C. on "diversity" programs implemented at the...
www.rawstory.com
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So it turns out that allowing private interests to plunder the planet’s resources and turn it into widgets ad infinitum isn’t working out well.
January 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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thank you LAFD, today illustrates why a great man once said “nobody ever made a song called ‘fuck the fire department’”
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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December 11, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I feel like most of the people here left Twitter because they grew tired of googling things for conservatives.
December 7, 2024 at 9:10 PM
“Sure, he’s lazy and mean but at least I won’t die from a bear attack”, doesn’t quite hit the same with the advent of guns. I feel a lot of conservative men could benefit from realizing this. You gotta bring more to the table.
December 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The assumption that the “left” is against violence has always been based on the fact that they are inclusive. The reality is that the nature of inclusivity often means you are supporting targeted communities, so you end up with a “momma bear and her cubs” type of dynamic.
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM

In light of the UHC CEO shooting I’m curious if publications will continue to release lists like these.

www.forbes.com/real-time-bi...
Forbes Real Time Billionaires List - The World's Richest People
Browse today’s rankings of the wealthiest people and families globally. Discover the net worth, age, and other information about the richest people in the world.
www.forbes.com
December 7, 2024 at 4:35 PM
One undeniable outcome we have seen from the UHC CEO shooting is that it gets your message out there pretty quickly.
December 7, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Marriage is such a weird concept. I love you so much, let’s get the government involved.
December 6, 2024 at 9:59 PM
It should be law that pay is tethered to #inflation. If it’s good business sense to raise prices as costs increase, this would apply to labor as well.
December 4, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Anyone who’s injured or dies during a state-mandated birth should be a liability of that state.
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Over 60,000 homes in the Atlanta area are built by companies who only rent them. This is due to Georgia having some of the weakest rental laws in the nation.
December 4, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I’ll just say that I think eating early on thanksgiving is ridiculous. I think we are all accustomed to eating at a rational time and anything outside of that carries the burden of proof.
November 29, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Can’t afford a house? Well just wait until the Canadian tariffs kick in on lumber…🙄
November 26, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I don’t see the need to involve jellyfish just to pee on someone.
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
The great thing about the US is that even a S. African billionaire immigrant has the freedom to purchase one of our main sources of media, and then go on to purchase our “Democracy”.

So much freedom it’s a national security threat. 😀🇺🇸
November 23, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
November 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines:

Measles:
Before: 530,000, After: 47

Mumps:
Before: 160,000, After: 429

Rubella:
Before: 50,000, After: 3

Diphtheria:
Before: 20,000, After: 2

Smallpox:
Before: 30,000, After: 0

Polio:
Before: 16,000, After: 0
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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After Brexit in 2016, FB saw Russians ads as good business and took the money. They offered to help both US presidential campaigns, but Clinton say no. FB then teamed with Cambridge Analytica to enable suppression of Blacks, young people, and suburban women. It proved decisive for Trump. 2/x
November 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the hardest obstacles to overcome will be convincing the people in charge to change the very system that benefits them.
November 16, 2024 at 8:07 PM
U.S. companies hire immigrant labor simply because it’s easier to exploit them. GOP donors do not want mass deportation because of this. The GOP needs to run on immigration rather than fixing it. This is why I think the deportations will largely be for appearance only.
November 15, 2024 at 4:34 PM