They should walk out.

You guys are still going to the reality tv spectacle, aren’t you?

Don’t go. Hold a separate event.

Make sure to pack your eagle screeching t-shirt and American flag crocs.

Some Europeans assume that well-behaved Americans must be Canadian based on their own biases. I usually don’t correct them but maybe we all should to help change our image.

My family gets concerned when I do things like that, so I’m showing them this as evidence it’s fine.

Gee, maybe Republicans should act on that feeling.

America seems pretty relaxed about unelected tech barons dismantling the country's cyber infrastructure. If it was France, for instance, there'd be masses on the streets rolling out the guillotines.

Not the vibe.