Prof. Nikkō Iguana
@beyondthe4thwall.bsky.social
40 (They/He) Just your friendly, militantly adorkable, neighborhood trans guncle, Professor Nikkō Iguana. No, I'm not here *just* to argue with Brianna Wu.
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“I'm going to tell my followers what you said.”
#SNAP benefits aren't ending.
Donald Trump is sitting on 5 billion that was already set aside for this exact situation.
He is choosing to do this because the majority of SNAP beneficiaries voted for him.
Donald Trump is sitting on 5 billion that was already set aside for this exact situation.
He is choosing to do this because the majority of SNAP beneficiaries voted for him.
October 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
#SNAP benefits aren't ending.
Donald Trump is sitting on 5 billion that was already set aside for this exact situation.
He is choosing to do this because the majority of SNAP beneficiaries voted for him.
Donald Trump is sitting on 5 billion that was already set aside for this exact situation.
He is choosing to do this because the majority of SNAP beneficiaries voted for him.
As an ambiguously brown person who has dated white people in the past, I wondered what happened to them once they settled down and got with another white person.
Thank you, Life of a Showgirl for letting me know I haunt those relationships like the ghost of orgasms past.
Thank you, Life of a Showgirl for letting me know I haunt those relationships like the ghost of orgasms past.
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
As an ambiguously brown person who has dated white people in the past, I wondered what happened to them once they settled down and got with another white person.
Thank you, Life of a Showgirl for letting me know I haunt those relationships like the ghost of orgasms past.
Thank you, Life of a Showgirl for letting me know I haunt those relationships like the ghost of orgasms past.
How I probably got autism:
My probably autistic grandmother was born.
She had at least one autistic child, my mom.
My mom had three definitely autistic kids.
I am probably* one of those kids.
*Or I could be part alien.
My probably autistic grandmother was born.
She had at least one autistic child, my mom.
My mom had three definitely autistic kids.
I am probably* one of those kids.
*Or I could be part alien.
October 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
How I probably got autism:
My probably autistic grandmother was born.
She had at least one autistic child, my mom.
My mom had three definitely autistic kids.
I am probably* one of those kids.
*Or I could be part alien.
My probably autistic grandmother was born.
She had at least one autistic child, my mom.
My mom had three definitely autistic kids.
I am probably* one of those kids.
*Or I could be part alien.
Listen,
If someone just went up to Nancy Mace and slapped the absolute taste out of her mouth and then every time she was out in public or at her job someone just did that again, I bet she'd stop gleefully calling herself a bigot.
If someone just went up to Nancy Mace and slapped the absolute taste out of her mouth and then every time she was out in public or at her job someone just did that again, I bet she'd stop gleefully calling herself a bigot.
July 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Listen,
If someone just went up to Nancy Mace and slapped the absolute taste out of her mouth and then every time she was out in public or at her job someone just did that again, I bet she'd stop gleefully calling herself a bigot.
If someone just went up to Nancy Mace and slapped the absolute taste out of her mouth and then every time she was out in public or at her job someone just did that again, I bet she'd stop gleefully calling herself a bigot.
Fuck your star chart, I want to know which historical figures (besides Hitler because that should be a given) you'd go back in time to beat to death with their present day corpses if you had a time machine.
July 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Fuck your star chart, I want to know which historical figures (besides Hitler because that should be a given) you'd go back in time to beat to death with their present day corpses if you had a time machine.
Unserious, silly ass, colonizer behavior.
Thanks for the follow. Enjoy the mute. 🤷🏽
Thanks for the follow. Enjoy the mute. 🤷🏽
July 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Unserious, silly ass, colonizer behavior.
Thanks for the follow. Enjoy the mute. 🤷🏽
Thanks for the follow. Enjoy the mute. 🤷🏽
Let me be clear, I'm not going to play the "That's not exactly the words that I said" game when it comes to my family's safety because I'm a writer, and I know what the fuck the subtext was of that little bit they just slid in there with zero promoting.
July 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Let me be clear, I'm not going to play the "That's not exactly the words that I said" game when it comes to my family's safety because I'm a writer, and I know what the fuck the subtext was of that little bit they just slid in there with zero promoting.
That account that's calling everyone a fed threatened to share my location but did it in that passive aggressive "I didn't call you a bitch, I said you were acting like a bitch" way.
So if you see me on the news, that's why.
So if you see me on the news, that's why.
July 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
That account that's calling everyone a fed threatened to share my location but did it in that passive aggressive "I didn't call you a bitch, I said you were acting like a bitch" way.
So if you see me on the news, that's why.
So if you see me on the news, that's why.
Step one: Follow your account
Step two: Tell you to get off their timeline.
Step two: Tell you to get off their timeline.
June 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Step one: Follow your account
Step two: Tell you to get off their timeline.
Step two: Tell you to get off their timeline.
Should've never taught white shitlibs about COINTELPRO.
Now everyone they don't like is a fed.
"You post MA asks for the community. Sounds like fed behavior to me."
"You told me that the slang I use came from Black folks. That's exactly what a fed would say."
The most unserious people.
Now everyone they don't like is a fed.
"You post MA asks for the community. Sounds like fed behavior to me."
"You told me that the slang I use came from Black folks. That's exactly what a fed would say."
The most unserious people.
June 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Should've never taught white shitlibs about COINTELPRO.
Now everyone they don't like is a fed.
"You post MA asks for the community. Sounds like fed behavior to me."
"You told me that the slang I use came from Black folks. That's exactly what a fed would say."
The most unserious people.
Now everyone they don't like is a fed.
"You post MA asks for the community. Sounds like fed behavior to me."
"You told me that the slang I use came from Black folks. That's exactly what a fed would say."
The most unserious people.
Y'all if I die in a restroom please feel free to do the following:
1. Take a day off of work because your dear, dear friend got murdered. And that sucks.
And 2. Steal my body, go to the UK, and fling my rotting corpse at her castle with a catapult.
1. Take a day off of work because your dear, dear friend got murdered. And that sucks.
And 2. Steal my body, go to the UK, and fling my rotting corpse at her castle with a catapult.
June 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Y'all if I die in a restroom please feel free to do the following:
1. Take a day off of work because your dear, dear friend got murdered. And that sucks.
And 2. Steal my body, go to the UK, and fling my rotting corpse at her castle with a catapult.
1. Take a day off of work because your dear, dear friend got murdered. And that sucks.
And 2. Steal my body, go to the UK, and fling my rotting corpse at her castle with a catapult.
Dusts off this thing.
Sup y'all.
Sup y'all.
June 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dusts off this thing.
Sup y'all.
Sup y'all.
Real talk, if you are more concerned with your feelings being hurt because in the year 2025, you're choosing to support a bigot, than you are with the people she is using her money and influence to oppress, I will gleefully hurt your feelings.
April 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Real talk, if you are more concerned with your feelings being hurt because in the year 2025, you're choosing to support a bigot, than you are with the people she is using her money and influence to oppress, I will gleefully hurt your feelings.
Every time you follow a trans author, black mold appears in another part of Joanne's castle.
April 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Every time you follow a trans author, black mold appears in another part of Joanne's castle.
According to the UK supreme court, I'm a woman.
April 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
According to the UK supreme court, I'm a woman.
My pronouns are they/them (primary) and he/him (in a pinch).
Now it's not lost on me that when I disagree with a femme presenting person that oftentimes they will default to treating me like a binary man and try to paint me as an oppressor.
So that's fun.
Now it's not lost on me that when I disagree with a femme presenting person that oftentimes they will default to treating me like a binary man and try to paint me as an oppressor.
So that's fun.
March 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My pronouns are they/them (primary) and he/him (in a pinch).
Now it's not lost on me that when I disagree with a femme presenting person that oftentimes they will default to treating me like a binary man and try to paint me as an oppressor.
So that's fun.
Now it's not lost on me that when I disagree with a femme presenting person that oftentimes they will default to treating me like a binary man and try to paint me as an oppressor.
So that's fun.
Can you even be a Captain of an air boat? Asking for the journalists who had to tell the world who Lana del Rey got married to.
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Can you even be a Captain of an air boat? Asking for the journalists who had to tell the world who Lana del Rey got married to.
Remember when women asked very nicely to be given the right to vote?
Remember how that didn't work?
Remember when women started fighting the pigs and mailing politicians packages for their right to vote?
Remember how that totally worked?
Anyway, what color is the handmaid robes everyone wears?
Remember how that didn't work?
Remember when women started fighting the pigs and mailing politicians packages for their right to vote?
Remember how that totally worked?
Anyway, what color is the handmaid robes everyone wears?
March 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Remember when women asked very nicely to be given the right to vote?
Remember how that didn't work?
Remember when women started fighting the pigs and mailing politicians packages for their right to vote?
Remember how that totally worked?
Anyway, what color is the handmaid robes everyone wears?
Remember how that didn't work?
Remember when women started fighting the pigs and mailing politicians packages for their right to vote?
Remember how that totally worked?
Anyway, what color is the handmaid robes everyone wears?
Gays,
I have committed a grave sin against our community. I have not had any iced coffee all winter. And that is on me. I'm sorry and I will do what I can to undo the damage I have done.
Thank you for sticking by me while I work on doing better in the future.
I have committed a grave sin against our community. I have not had any iced coffee all winter. And that is on me. I'm sorry and I will do what I can to undo the damage I have done.
Thank you for sticking by me while I work on doing better in the future.
March 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Gays,
I have committed a grave sin against our community. I have not had any iced coffee all winter. And that is on me. I'm sorry and I will do what I can to undo the damage I have done.
Thank you for sticking by me while I work on doing better in the future.
I have committed a grave sin against our community. I have not had any iced coffee all winter. And that is on me. I'm sorry and I will do what I can to undo the damage I have done.
Thank you for sticking by me while I work on doing better in the future.
“I'm going to tell my followers what you said.”
February 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“I'm going to tell my followers what you said.”
Fucking periodt.
February 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fucking periodt.
"Thing is, Magneto knows us better than Charles ever did, knows we know better, that most of us experience tragedies like Genosha as a bit of déjà vu before getting on with our day.”
January 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Thing is, Magneto knows us better than Charles ever did, knows we know better, that most of us experience tragedies like Genosha as a bit of déjà vu before getting on with our day.”
I sincerely pray that every Christian who thinks they are currently oppressed, figures out how to build a time machine so they can get their family out of the Roman Empire.
January 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I sincerely pray that every Christian who thinks they are currently oppressed, figures out how to build a time machine so they can get their family out of the Roman Empire.