Ben Franklin, Esq.
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Dad. Pop culture lover. I have a history degree that I'm not USING, per se. I enjoy Dr. Pepper.
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DAVID LETTERMAN: Have you heard about the Labubus, Paul?

PAUL: La-who-whos?

DAVE: No, Labubus.

PAUL: *starts playing the piano*

DAVE: deeee-deedle-dee, La-bu-bu-bu
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Rob Zombie’s Richard Scarry’s Busytown
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Yeah, I think the mini-comeback made it worse.
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I'm going to choose to blame this one on the rain delay
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Just turned on the Tigers game and ... yikes.
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What soulless garbage won't Jimmy Fallon pitch
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A Jimmy Fallon-produced game show based on a New York Times game and hosted by Savannah Guthrie is someone’s example of a sick joke
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NBC developing Wordle game show hosted by Savannah Guthrie
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Heather Nabozny, the head of the Comerica Park grounds crew, does NOT approve
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A trip to NYC is, by far, the biggest thing we've ever done without our kids since they were born. So this is a Big Deal
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Decided to pull the trigger and succumb to the arbitrary whims of pricing algorithms for flights and hotels. (My wife and I booked our 10th anniversary weekend in NYC in December)
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I finally understand the waffle thing, guys
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I love to hate these IP-recycling fests
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this particular food network thing is called Haunted Gingerbread Showdown
a nightmare on elm street gingerbread house featuring Freddy on fire
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I'm fascinated by what your shirt might be saying
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The Bengals are pretty bad, huh
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Ayyy fam! 😎✌️ How’s my squad doing today, what's goooood?

*turns hat sideways and sits on a chair backwards*

I know you all vibin’ with your TikToks and your... Minecrafts, but lemme drop some gospel truth on ya real quick: polynomials? Yeah, they're the ultimate influencers with OG blue checkmarks
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I don’t know why but obviously a polynomial is a little man, his coefficients are menswear, his roots are secret menswear and factoring is figuring out whether or not those roots are too cool for this man’s environment but maybe if moved to a hipper place he’d decompose into 3 men or something wacky
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It's a little sad that my first thought was "I hope this is real and not AI"
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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I've always wondered if younger people feel isolated now that we don't have as much of a monoculture of popular music, and it seems like they are looking for some sort of shared experience through radio, which is cool.
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Hahaha, huh. That's pretty fun, but I'm going to say NAY
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In postseason history, teams to win Game 1 in any best-of-five series have gone on to win the series 113 of 156 times (72.4%)

In Division Series with the current 2-2-1 format, teams to win Game 1 on the road have advanced 34 of 46 times (73.9%)
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Sad Mariners Fan Cam ❤️