bglaese.bsky.social
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Or that Christian Kirk is "him"
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I just checked the grocery store and sure enough the protein is back. Other than conversing about Bluesky being the sports app, everyone was crying and hugging each other
January 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
By your logic Hormel chili would rule the world! Chat, do we want this?
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
*Not yet
December 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Has an NFL career *once*...
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This is male wellness analytics?
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I think desperate coaches get tricked by the bad-faith semantics genie into making a poorly worded wish and Joe Flacco appears
October 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The British crime dramas must investigate
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Having breakfast on the West Coast along with the brightest lights of collegiate competition isn't digesting well
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If so, that's a huge break from his family legacy in Hufflepuff...boy can beast a bludger though
September 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Gen Z stare and he is staring right back
September 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Whoops, slipped onto the wrong parallel timeline where Javonte happens. Looking for the back button...somewhere...hmm
September 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Last names win championships
September 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Folksy proxy to the near future when one person wins the lottery (escapes) and everyone else frowns in the fighting pits
August 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Stretches a little in private so the olds don't make fun of him
July 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
July 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The collective trauma from the Great Schism is still doing numbers
May 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Literally "To own the libs you must own yourself" in the flesh
April 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Let him cook
April 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
John Snow to the Wall, Dr Fleischman to Alaska, Simba to the Jungle, Stefon Diggs to NE. Love a good banishment story arc
March 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Looks like he is the judge
March 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I was begging them to simply do things like "jump" when the ball was in the air instead of standing like a 4 year old watching dandelion seeds blow away in the wind
March 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This time of year is an impossibly athletic man wearing a football uniform while a film bro swears they will be successful on any team despite being a future day 2 or 3 pick
March 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I learned how to make a very very very ... very very basic SEIR model in excel to understand generally what to expect and believe with CDC inputs. The number of cases wasn't necessarily accurate but it was generally "yikes". He did not look powerfully into it
February 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM