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Johnetta Appleseed.
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Memphis born and bred.
I garden a bit.
I travel a bit.
I pop shit on occasion.
He shaped like unhealthy food decisions.
Shaped like a bag of dirty laundry
Elon is shaped like a decent night of sleep
May 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I love seeing everyday Black folk re-acknowledging their own little dandy beats.

Baby, you been doing this on Sundays since you were born. Crack them. Step on necks and tell an ofay to buff your loafers.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Boy. Fuck you.
February 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
JALEN BABY NO
February 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The fit I am having because I have go outside in this weather.
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his hands on his head in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his hands on his head in an office .
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January 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Damn. Henry didn’t have to do that man like that.
January 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bing bop boom boom bop bam.
December 23, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I’m really taking this, chill during winter solstice serious.
I’ve barely left this bed today
December 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Let’s argue with a person who studied this profession for over 20 years.
December 16, 2024 at 9:35 PM
He doesn’t even look like the same person
December 15, 2024 at 1:05 AM
To see video of Heisman winner Cam Newton is crazy.
December 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
My kid floats in the kitchen. Like he just pops up like a damn ninja.
December 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It’s cold. 🥶
December 6, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Does Big Sean’s dad have an Ig?
December 5, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
It’s not even 7pm. 🙃
I feel like it’s 10pm
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 AM
This Yacht Rock tree is crazy. Like what?
November 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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ICYMI, @bgrs79.bsky.social, @nicju.bsky.social and myself did a Real World Cast Members Tournament episode of Since We Last Spoke with Danny Foxworth. 16 contestants from the first 10 seasons, only one emerged as champion!

Pod links are in the comments⬇️
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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First page of the lawsuit will be the cover of Kendrick's next diss track. Wouldn't be surprised if it's out by close of business Friday.
November 25, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Mix your high blood pressure with your diabetes.
November 24, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Kendrick didn’t even diss Wayne, he just described the irony of admiring someone who can’t be happy for your success.
November 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Word. This belongs on a tee
“I voted for Kamala. That’s on y’all.”

-me
November 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Racists are tragically mediocre people. There is not a single human who ever existed who shared the characteristics of being extraordinary as well as being racist. Because a central driving force behind racism is an inability to cope with mediocrity
November 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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9 months go by and Kendrick just comes out of nowhere like "AND ANOTHER THING!"
November 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM