bgumby.bsky.social
@bgumby.bsky.social
Thank God nobody knows me on here
I think it's really funny that IG keeps giving me reels about flying on private jets. Like my bank account has -$2.67 in it right now, I can't even afford Spirit
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Nobody to tell this to, and nobody I know follows me on here, so I'm basically screaming into the void right now, but here's some fun facts about my first night open
Attributed expenses:$955
Revenue : $1456
DOD profit: $501
Estimated average customer spend: $19.30
Actual average customer spend: $53
January 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It's just really hitting me that I am the boss of 22 people. 22 people and their families depend on me. That's insane, and I'm so grateful that I get to be in this position
January 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hired someone the other day and she cried because getting that offer letter meant she could get her own apartment. I love being a small business owner 🥹
December 24, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Did my first posting for a part time job today. Got 20+ quality applicants in 3 hours. Absolutely insane how much demand there is for part time positions right now
December 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Had to get my floor trenched to add in drain lines. Been planning this for months, but still just feels so scary and like I'm breaking everything
December 16, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Is there a reason wine corks are that size? Like would it not work if it was shorter? Then they could save on material
December 16, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I feel like the letter i should be much earlier in the alphabet
December 16, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I see a lot of IG reels and think I remember seeing it, but mirrored. Happens a lot. Are people posting mirrored videos, or am I remembering things mirrored??
December 15, 2024 at 5:42 AM
When I have a really bad day, I buy a lottery ticket. My logic is I've already gotten all the bad luck out of the way for the day, the universe owes me some good luck

Of course my logic is flawed, I'm just a gambling addict
December 15, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I haven't spent a penny on advertising yet, but I'm already getting way more engagement from the community than the last place I worked that spent thousands on marketing every month
Things are looking pretty good!
December 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Dust is such a dumb concept. Shit just gets dirty because you're not using it?
Sounds made up tbh
December 13, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Accidentally said dedivilry instead of delivery
December 13, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Always amazed by some people's generosity
Another local business owner just gave me literally thousands of pieces of glassware for my bar - absolutely free
If everyone was that nice, we'd have a much better planet
December 7, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Excuse me sir and/or ma'am, why is your apostrophe backwards? And only the second one??

#meme #funny #funsky
December 5, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I know it's weird, but just watch it
Towards the end, Fred saves Daphne and Velma from drowning, and wow, just wow
December 3, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Go listen to this right now, feels like a mix of Chappell Roan and Phoebe Bridgers, it's so so so good
December 3, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Was I roofied? This was way different than being drunk, didn't even know where my arms were. Super unfocused. Very sleepy
December 2, 2024 at 2:17 AM
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the clurb
Oh mama, I think we all fam

Fits the tune😂
December 1, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Wanna know what annoys me? Being single when I see some of the worst examples of human beings being in a relationship. Like I'm not perfect, but I'm also not an abusive, unemployed, addict
But somehow that type of person is always in a relationship? Wtf
November 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Apparently I've developed an almond allergy?? My mouth got all itchy and it was hard to breathe. It's happened twice now after eating something with almonds in it
November 29, 2024 at 9:31 PM
And apparently 87% of households have multiple vehicles. Makes me more confused
November 28, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Doing some research for my previous post and found this interesting piece of information. Only 35%?? I thought it would be well over 50%. Apparently about 92% of households own a car, so I'm surprised all the bikes, trucks, and boats make up that much
November 28, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Randomly super interested in the proportion of cars owned by businesses vs people in the US
November 28, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Anyone else try to eat straight down the center of a jar of peanut butter?
November 28, 2024 at 2:55 AM