Bryce
@bgurney.bsky.social
Plants, TTRPGs, Podcasts, TV, Cute Guys
Often NSFW, sorry
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Often NSFW, sorry
https://instagram.com/brwagur
https://brwagur.tumblr.com/
https://www.tumblr.com/dicksnshtuff
Rubber? I hardly know her!
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Rubber? I hardly know her!
Oh I guess you can also get it at Mexican restaurants haha
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh I guess you can also get it at Mexican restaurants haha
Fried ice cream *is* a thing in the US but it’s considered sorta retro, the kind of thing you’d get at an old drive-through restaurant or a carnival.
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fried ice cream *is* a thing in the US but it’s considered sorta retro, the kind of thing you’d get at an old drive-through restaurant or a carnival.
Tyra Banks invented hot ice cream. www.smize.com/hot-mama
SMiZE & DREAM | Our Sydney Shop
Hot Mama: Hot Ice Cream is a culinary first — a warm, pourable take on the dessert we all thought we knew.
www.smize.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tyra Banks invented hot ice cream. www.smize.com/hot-mama
Yes. Scruff has been the best app for me lately but I’m having much better luck at the gay bar tbh 😭
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Yes. Scruff has been the best app for me lately but I’m having much better luck at the gay bar tbh 😭
I’m not arguing with an uncut bodybuilder because it’s rude to talk with you mouth full
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m not arguing with an uncut bodybuilder because it’s rude to talk with you mouth full
I was going to make a horny comment but then the app asked me if I wanted to reply in Portuguese :P
Deixe-me te ajudar, papai.
Deixe-me te ajudar, papai.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I was going to make a horny comment but then the app asked me if I wanted to reply in Portuguese :P
Deixe-me te ajudar, papai.
Deixe-me te ajudar, papai.
My mom’s middle name is like this, just a mashup of two of her grandparents
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My mom’s middle name is like this, just a mashup of two of her grandparents
🥴 and 👀 are two of the horniest emojis haha
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
🥴 and 👀 are two of the horniest emojis haha
I think this is the fault of Mort Garson and Moondog, was listening to a lot of jazz, classical, and early electronic music this year.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think this is the fault of Mort Garson and Moondog, was listening to a lot of jazz, classical, and early electronic music this year.
Girl, it said I was EIGHTY SEVEN 💀
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Girl, it said I was EIGHTY SEVEN 💀
Let’s be honest, would it be much different if you’d worn different underwear? 😏
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Let’s be honest, would it be much different if you’d worn different underwear? 😏
Also, like, I know straight white dudes co-opted rock music almost immediately, but Rock and Roll was invented by queer Black people. Sister Rosetta Tharpe and Little Richard, for two examples.
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Also, like, I know straight white dudes co-opted rock music almost immediately, but Rock and Roll was invented by queer Black people. Sister Rosetta Tharpe and Little Richard, for two examples.
But not at the same time? Sounds terribly inefficient. Need more game nights/grown up slumber parties, I think.
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
But not at the same time? Sounds terribly inefficient. Need more game nights/grown up slumber parties, I think.