Brendan Hay
@bhay.bsky.social
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Writer/Executive Producer of GREMLINS: THE WILD BATCH (now on MAX!), plus many other TV shows, comics (most recently EPITAPHS FROM THE ABYSS #8), and articles for SPIN. Here for horror movie, comic book, & punk/power pop recs. He/him, 🩷💜💙
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The bill allows for teachers at all grade levels to acknowledge the existance of trans people. All education would still be age and grade appropriate. As a parent, I can share that trans kids exist and know who they are in elementary school. A bill like this would simply allow them to feel seen.
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Californians, Gov. Newsom veto’d an education bill that included gender expansive language. You can call to express your disappointment, and to encourage him to still sign the remaining 8 LGBTQ+ safety & rights bills on his desk. His office’s number is 916-445-2841. I just did this. You can too.
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Nope. This is A.I.‘s version of “Fetch.”
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Dear @theankler.com, currently writing on two shows. This is bullshit. You’ve been scammed. Possibly by two A.I. in a trenchcoat.
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Call me old fashioned, but I try to only work for folks who I can definitively say didn’t take photos with half-naked young people.
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Complaining about being 4’10” on television is some real 3’10” energy.
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In the same 24 hours, Steven Miller admits that Trump is a dictator while Pam Bondi refuses to say Trump didn’t rape children. This administration has RANGE. Evil range, but still range.
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On top of everything else, Steven Miller is bad at improv.
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10/7/25😳miller: “has plenary authority” then immediately stops
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We were so close.
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A thing that One Battle After Another gets VERY right is that macho conservative white supremacists are actually fucking weirdos. It has always been that way. They are so desperate to seem cool, powerful, and in control but are ultimately fucking weirdos.
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Tis a fine MTV special, but sure tis no movie, English.
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Getting AMC to concede to no trailers, no xenon bulbs, not even Nicole Kidman is Taylor Swift’s greatest flex ever.
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Thanks. I don’t have an account there anymore, so I appreciate the tip.
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Want kick-ass female-fueled indie grunge? Check out Gully Boys’ debut album over on @bandcamp.com. They’ve been great for years and deserve your support.
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I miss when Dave Chappelle ran away from money.
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I know it's hardly a shock that there are shitheads on Twitter, but one of these shitheads is apparently impersonating me. If you are ever contacted by X's @brendanhay_, please report them. They are not me. They are full of shit.
Photo of the fake-ass account on X that's impersonating me.
Reposted by Brendan Hay
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No beards in the military? Take that, Usha Vance!
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If Pete Hegseth sounds smart to you, this is a friendly reminder that your kid’s birthday was two weeks ago.
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“Pretty sweet movie until those dorks punished Jack Nicholson for being too awesome.”
- Pete Hegseth’s review of A Few Good Men
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Is warsplaining a thing? Because I think Hegseth is warsplaining to Generals.
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Dude talking about looking badass when he just hit himself in the nuts with a skateboard on television YESTERDAY.