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Brian Heater
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October 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Midsommar (2019)
September 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
0.25 Realness Score? WaPo did me dirty.
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
Trump on the roooooof
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Why was I not consulted?
July 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm sorry, but I draw the line at interplanetary investment.
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is the plot of The Piña Colada Song.
July 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You got it all wrong. It's supposed to be a Friday night news DUMP.
July 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s real.
July 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
July 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The main lesson from stories like this is that most people are passive listeners consequence.net/2025/06/the-...
July 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Patti Smith has been watched Dragon Ball.
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yin and yang.
June 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My army grows in number by the day.
June 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
🧓
June 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
June 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yeah, I’ve read Hemingway
June 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Always surreal biking around cities in Europe, where space is carved out from non-car transportation.
June 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The real seven year itch.
May 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
May 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
May 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
He did it. Trump privatized air.
May 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
May 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I was supposed to interview her tonight. Incredibly sad.
May 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM