Dame Bibi Lynch
@bibilynch.bsky.social
Real time meltdown. Be grateful you don’t know me IRL. (You won’t be interested to know my poor brain ‘resolved’ the issue in message six.)
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Real time meltdown. Be grateful you don’t know me IRL. (You won’t be interested to know my poor brain ‘resolved’ the issue in message six.)
I HATE the Festive Season.
Made the mistake of telling a beau that — for he thereafter referred to me as ‘The Lynch who Stole Christmas’.
Made the double-mistake of telling my @nickcarpenter.bsky.social that — for that naughty elf has just done this!
*shakes hairy fist*
Regards
Your Baubles
Made the mistake of telling a beau that — for he thereafter referred to me as ‘The Lynch who Stole Christmas’.
Made the double-mistake of telling my @nickcarpenter.bsky.social that — for that naughty elf has just done this!
*shakes hairy fist*
Regards
Your Baubles
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I HATE the Festive Season.
Made the mistake of telling a beau that — for he thereafter referred to me as ‘The Lynch who Stole Christmas’.
Made the double-mistake of telling my @nickcarpenter.bsky.social that — for that naughty elf has just done this!
*shakes hairy fist*
Regards
Your Baubles
Made the mistake of telling a beau that — for he thereafter referred to me as ‘The Lynch who Stole Christmas’.
Made the double-mistake of telling my @nickcarpenter.bsky.social that — for that naughty elf has just done this!
*shakes hairy fist*
Regards
Your Baubles
‘And we’ll eat this at our wedding lunch…’
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
‘And we’ll eat this at our wedding lunch…’
Might go back on Bumble and have this as my profile pic: ‘This could be me and you, lover.’
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Might go back on Bumble and have this as my profile pic: ‘This could be me and you, lover.’
My Roycie died 8 years ago today. So handsome, so funny, so talented, so naughty, so mine. I miss him so much. #JoyceAndWeeWee ❤️💔❤️
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My Roycie died 8 years ago today. So handsome, so funny, so talented, so naughty, so mine. I miss him so much. #JoyceAndWeeWee ❤️💔❤️
Am in bed with a faux fur, Button Soup, and Rachel Stevens. Who here amongst us hasn’t had this dream before?
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Am in bed with a faux fur, Button Soup, and Rachel Stevens. Who here amongst us hasn’t had this dream before?
without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you ?
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you ?
I message @mattsee.bsky.social to wish him ‘Happy Birthday’ — and this is what I get back.
He’s blown it this time.
He’s blown it this time.
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I message @mattsee.bsky.social to wish him ‘Happy Birthday’ — and this is what I get back.
He’s blown it this time.
He’s blown it this time.
I swear to God I didn’t do this. #FilthyMonkey
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I swear to God I didn’t do this. #FilthyMonkey
When life gives you lemons…
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When life gives you lemons…
I’m not saying you’re plain but, honestly, stuff like this only happens to beautiful people like me. LOOK WHAT MY LANDLORD BOUGHT FOR SICK ME!
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m not saying you’re plain but, honestly, stuff like this only happens to beautiful people like me. LOOK WHAT MY LANDLORD BOUGHT FOR SICK ME!
People who tell you to go outside in the fresh air because ‘It will do you good’… Do they have shares in fresh air? Went outside yesterday - in the fresh air - & today I’m SICK DAME BIBI IN BED again. Had to cancel all my plans & I’m miserable. Anyway, here’s a photo of some birds trying to kill me.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
People who tell you to go outside in the fresh air because ‘It will do you good’… Do they have shares in fresh air? Went outside yesterday - in the fresh air - & today I’m SICK DAME BIBI IN BED again. Had to cancel all my plans & I’m miserable. Anyway, here’s a photo of some birds trying to kill me.
Watched episode 1 and fell in love — thought absolutely everything about this show perfect.
Then episode 2…
Suz - a mother - talking about Steph - not - and declaring her lonely because *Dame Edna grimace* ‘She doesn’t have kids.’
Then episode 2…
Suz - a mother - talking about Steph - not - and declaring her lonely because *Dame Edna grimace* ‘She doesn’t have kids.’
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Watched episode 1 and fell in love — thought absolutely everything about this show perfect.
Then episode 2…
Suz - a mother - talking about Steph - not - and declaring her lonely because *Dame Edna grimace* ‘She doesn’t have kids.’
Then episode 2…
Suz - a mother - talking about Steph - not - and declaring her lonely because *Dame Edna grimace* ‘She doesn’t have kids.’
Been diagnosed with ACDC. Can’t lie, Bluesky — the news has rocked me.
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Been diagnosed with ACDC. Can’t lie, Bluesky — the news has rocked me.
I’m in Soho today. Remember, if you see me, don’t say hello: we’re not real friends. God bless.
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m in Soho today. Remember, if you see me, don’t say hello: we’re not real friends. God bless.
I know people in high places.
November 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know people in high places.
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m about to change your life! Well, me and Valerie.
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m about to change your life! Well, me and Valerie.
Me to Crush: ‘Do you wish we’d met when I was young and pretty?’
Crush: ‘No. I would’ve been 10.’
And that is why men are the enemy.
Crush: ‘No. I would’ve been 10.’
And that is why men are the enemy.
October 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me to Crush: ‘Do you wish we’d met when I was young and pretty?’
Crush: ‘No. I would’ve been 10.’
And that is why men are the enemy.
Crush: ‘No. I would’ve been 10.’
And that is why men are the enemy.
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 9:20 AM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?