Olaf Zwyzt
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Olaf Zwyzt
@bibl-uk.bsky.social
General Manager (BIBL UK)

All opinions expressed are those of my company, not my own.
URGENT! If you have bought a 213g tin of rubber balls from BIBL in the last three weeks, please return it to the store for a refund as our supplier has informed us that there is a small chance that the batch may have been contaminated with baked beans. Thank.
December 16, 2023 at 7:50 AM
nob £1.18
November 30, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Get all the best aspects of a bath and a shower in one! Get yourself a Bath Captain! I did! £213.37!
November 29, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Lint!
November 28, 2023 at 11:40 AM
It's CYBER MONDAY!!!

You can find deals all over the store today. Horace couldn't remember where I said to put the deals so he just put them in gaps in shelves everywhere. Happy hunting!

Check out this beauty! I saw one on aisle 7c between the frozen meats and mohair cardigans £46.74 today only!
November 27, 2023 at 9:19 AM
They're selling quick!
November 24, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Horace sold my phone earlier in the week! I had to queue to buy a new one to post this! Horace will be paying my bill for quite some time!

Perhaps you would like the same model phone as me?
November 23, 2023 at 3:29 PM
It's Black Friweek! Have a deal! £21.86 for 6 for this week only (offer ends at 23:57pm on Sunday - it'll take Horace 3 minutes to remove the stickers from the posters and he clocks off at midnight)
November 20, 2023 at 9:35 AM
Gird your loins! It's Black Friday/week/month (delete as applicable)!
November 17, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Head over to Aisle 16c (Second left after the Jigsaw Kiosk) for these great bargains!
November 16, 2023 at 9:14 AM
Add some glamour to your office/home Christmas Party! £1.06
November 15, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Reposted by Olaf Zwyzt
Don't be caught short when putting up your Christmas lights! £4.27!
November 14, 2023 at 12:34 PM
Don't be caught short when putting up your Christmas lights! £4.27!
November 14, 2023 at 12:34 PM
SAMSON Home Secretary! Grab it now!
November 13, 2023 at 9:58 AM
Gift idea for the cookophiles! £8.17!
November 10, 2023 at 8:57 AM
Bicycle security is a serious business. Please take it seriously. £7.27.
November 9, 2023 at 1:42 PM
Great gift idea for bald father, chrome dome grandfather or slaphead uncle! £5.92 for 5 metres!
November 8, 2023 at 1:31 PM
Something for father or hairy man? £6.76!
November 7, 2023 at 8:58 AM
BIBL EXCLUSIVE! Price slashed for today only! Grab this fantastic gift idea before stocks run dry! £120.14* TODAY ONLY!!!

Queues are already forming but that might be for the new Apollo bike range at Halfords. It's hard to tell from my office window.

* RRP £122.08
November 6, 2023 at 9:05 AM
Beauty gift idea for girlfriend, wife, fancy woman or aunt! £3.72!
November 3, 2023 at 8:50 AM
Ideal Christmastimes gift for father or stubbly uncle! Just £88! Free remote!
November 2, 2023 at 10:33 AM
Welcome back to shoppers a BIBL! It is nearly Christmastimes and Helga's tinsel hat isn't looking so unusual any more. Grab some Christmastimes bargains in store today!
November 1, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Sorry. Dean broke in. He stole my phone. He stole my keys. He stole my sticky note with the password on. Helga on checkout 9's brother, Lars, gave me a BlueSky invite code. We're back!
October 31, 2023 at 10:54 AM