🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
@big-cheese.bsky.social
taking a cheese whiz
I'm starring in the local community theater production of Pootie Tang
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'm starring in the local community theater production of Pootie Tang
rubbing some hot stink on the back of your hand while you sleep
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
rubbing some hot stink on the back of your hand while you sleep
conscripting a gargoyle to patrol the garbage dump while I'm backpacking thru europe
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
conscripting a gargoyle to patrol the garbage dump while I'm backpacking thru europe
a neutrino that passed thru Shakespeare's butt just went thru yours
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
a neutrino that passed thru Shakespeare's butt just went thru yours
I go digging around in needle disposal bins for leftover Halloween candy. Haven't found any yet but ya never know
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I go digging around in needle disposal bins for leftover Halloween candy. Haven't found any yet but ya never know
the first horse had to be freaking the fuck out about being the first horse
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the first horse had to be freaking the fuck out about being the first horse
babies should stop laughing so loud, ain't nuthin that funny
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
babies should stop laughing so loud, ain't nuthin that funny
I can't tie a tie but you can't fart a fart. We are not the same
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can't tie a tie but you can't fart a fart. We are not the same
the lady playing the church organ was gooping up her veej and sliding around the bench like a melting ice cube
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
the lady playing the church organ was gooping up her veej and sliding around the bench like a melting ice cube
packing some travel sized generational trauma for the lake trip
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
packing some travel sized generational trauma for the lake trip
college roommate pranked my ass by leaving a hungry hippo at the foot of my futon while I napped off a robotrip
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
college roommate pranked my ass by leaving a hungry hippo at the foot of my futon while I napped off a robotrip
Edgar round the corner has blood. has pretty darn good blood as a matter of fact
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Edgar round the corner has blood. has pretty darn good blood as a matter of fact
when kids would die at our high school we'd replace them with beach balls
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
when kids would die at our high school we'd replace them with beach balls
Reposted by 🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
you're dressed like you're about to interview a tree
December 1, 2024 at 3:07 AM
you're dressed like you're about to interview a tree
Reposted by 🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
anal eyes analyze anal lies
December 11, 2024 at 1:55 AM
anal eyes analyze anal lies
Reposted by 🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
yeah his arm's thor, thor from carrying that big ass hammer
- Mike Tyson
- Mike Tyson
March 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
yeah his arm's thor, thor from carrying that big ass hammer
- Mike Tyson
- Mike Tyson
Reposted by 🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
removing my fish costume to reveal I actually am a fish, but a different fish
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
removing my fish costume to reveal I actually am a fish, but a different fish
Reposted by 🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
if you knocked all the teeth out of a zombie I bet it could eat some mean ass. might as well have a lil fun in the apocalypse
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
if you knocked all the teeth out of a zombie I bet it could eat some mean ass. might as well have a lil fun in the apocalypse
Reposted by 🧀🧀 BIG CHEESE 🧀🧀
if horses had their dicks on top of them there'd be a lot more jockeys
April 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
if horses had their dicks on top of them there'd be a lot more jockeys
I have a castrated choir that sings my walkup song at minor league baseball games
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have a castrated choir that sings my walkup song at minor league baseball games
there was this kid at recess that could piss all the way up the tube slide with enough velocity to launch across the monkey bars
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
there was this kid at recess that could piss all the way up the tube slide with enough velocity to launch across the monkey bars
what if on our first date I picked you up in a dirigible but our families hadn't settled their blood feud
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
what if on our first date I picked you up in a dirigible but our families hadn't settled their blood feud
nothing more disappointing than a bad air hockey table
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
nothing more disappointing than a bad air hockey table
after breaking my penis at bobsled practice I was treated by Dr Seuss and now have a series of horns and bells attached to my undercarriage
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
after breaking my penis at bobsled practice I was treated by Dr Seuss and now have a series of horns and bells attached to my undercarriage
throwing up in a toilet outside a Wawa that's not in a bathroom and also not tethered to any corporeal concepts of toilet
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
throwing up in a toilet outside a Wawa that's not in a bathroom and also not tethered to any corporeal concepts of toilet