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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️

@bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social

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He/Him Married MDNI I’m the lib your parents warned you about big and bad at 5’6” just my shit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaakvoy6a5mxa

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 3d

Since there have been some new faces around here let me introduce myself

•I post my dumb thoughts
•gym/fitness selfies
•politics
•I fuck with video games and anime
•I genuinely listen to all kinds of music
•I’m a stoner
•I’m a huge flirt (not available)
•I’m probably your new best friend

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

though the night was made for loving,
and the day returns too soon,
yet we'll go no more a roving
by the light of the moon

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Me.

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, doc, 5 seconds? You sure that’s enough time?

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

a woman stands in front of a white board that says conversational e

ALT: a woman stands in front of a white board that says conversational e

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Am I going to share all of my secrets with you now? What are you doing to me?

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gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 1d

Got my prostate checked today and guys…it was seriously no big deal. Over in five seconds or less

Don’t fear the finger, fellas. Women have it so so much worse

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Way to go and thanks for sharing. This shouldn’t be weird for men.

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Is it okay if I take my shirt off tho?

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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 2d

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

😂 same

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

We need less of that self control nonsense

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

People like it unhinged

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Haha

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

By the same person

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck bro, you got me 😂

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Is it time to go home yet?

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

I only take one bag into the club with me

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit, that explains it!

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

It’s definitely a scam

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

I love kf

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Steal it back with your fresh gains

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

I just got with the program here. I’m not leaving

Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

Wasn’t expecting my tiny lunch to leave me feeling so bloated

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Kaye “Silent Hill f[emale]” Ross @kaye.zone · 1d

I can't even say how depressing it is that "it is our religious freedom to torture queer kids" is a thought that's even up for debate, let alone being argued in front of a receptive Supreme Court.

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 1d

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