Just to show her how little I cared. That would totally work.
Just to show her how little I cared. That would totally work.
6:00 pm: Daughter complains
11:00 pm: They leave the replacement outside the back door
7:00 am: I notice a bear happily eating my burger
I don’t blame them for the bear, necessarily, but they are a shitty company.
6:00 pm: Daughter complains
11:00 pm: They leave the replacement outside the back door
7:00 am: I notice a bear happily eating my burger
I don’t blame them for the bear, necessarily, but they are a shitty company.
The minute she got home, the phone was ringing. It was the vet. “Get out of the house! Your dog was choking on human fingers!”
The minute she got home, the phone was ringing. It was the vet. “Get out of the house! Your dog was choking on human fingers!”
“Of course we had a phone!” (Indignantly)
“What was your phone number?”
“37”
“Of course we had a phone!” (Indignantly)
“What was your phone number?”
“37”
This is not at all germane to the post but it will be the one and only time I get to tell the story.
This is not at all germane to the post but it will be the one and only time I get to tell the story.
Do no harm but take no shit.
Do no harm but take no shit.