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Chris
@bigbluewolf.bsky.social
More of the same old shit
Useless fact: Today has been the hottest day of the year. And the coldest.
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Last night a man was hit by a violin, then a clarinet and finally by a french horn.

Police say it was an orchestrated attack.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Nope….
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
John Bishop live!
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So GTA6 has been delayed again.

When GTA5 came out in 2013, I was in my 40s and the father to a teenager.

When GTA6 eventually appears, I’ll be in my 60s, the father to a 30 year old and a grandfather.

How to make yourself feel old.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Currently disassembling the Land Rover to get it ready for sale.
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Not convinced about Affinity’s new model. Really can’t trust them not to start taking essential features behind a “premium” (ie subscription) offering and not just the AI stuff.

Nothing is free, especially not in professional design circles.

Think I may as well just stay on V2.
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Naomi Watts looking so bloody good.
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Out on the bike today and got hit in the face by a bird. Thankfully I have a full-face helmet and the visor was down (as always) so there was no damage done to me. Not sure how the bird fared.
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Hey Siri, do I have any messages?”

Siri: Sorry you will have to unlock your iPhone first.

Why?

What’s the point of a voice assistant if you have to unlock your iPhone first?

😡
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bought myself a new helmet, a HJC i91. It’s in addition to my Shoei rather than replacing it.
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Noticing more typing ‘mistakes’ since moving to iOS26?

It’s not you…

youtu.be/hksVvXONrIo?...
It's Not Just You - The iOS Keyboard is Broken
YouTube video by Michi NekoMichi
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October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Kylo Ren trying to lead Jesus to the Dark Side…
October 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Out on the bike this morning, stopped at traffic lights. Green light appears & I accelerated pretty sharpish up to the 40 limit. Looked in mirrors saw police car with blue flashing lights 😱 Moved over towards the kerb but didn’t stop or slow down and waited for the inevitable stop & bollocking. 1/2
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tried to make an appointment with my Doctor today. Was told no appointments left in October and couldn’t make one in November as “calendar hadn’t been released yet”. No appointments for any of the 3 surgeries they control. At all.

1..
October 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m going to be a Grandad 😀❤️
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A couple of #GhostofYotei photomode images #GhostofYoteiPhotomode
October 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
iPhone 17 arrived today. Looks really nice, Mous case is pretty good as well. It’s a complete pain in the arse having to sign in to every single app again. Still working on it hours later. There must be an easier way.
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A fabulous morning riding around the Peak District. Sunshine and a superb bike make for plenty of fun.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ve seen people saying you can transfer your current iPhone to a new iPhone using a USB-C cable. Is this just USB-C to USB-C? Or can you use a Lightning to USB-C cable? I ask the question as my current iPhone 12 Pro has a Lightning port but the new iPhone 17 is USB-C.
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Last week my car went reached 88888 miles. This week my bike reached 44444!
September 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Out on the bike over the Peak District today. Great views, great roads and also great food.
September 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The 1980s. The decade when I met my wife, bought a house and moved in with her, got married and was able to watch and listen to some fantastic movies and music.

Life seemed so much easier and better back then.

youtu.be/Z0eflYLkI4A?...
Waiting For A Star To Fall: A Tribute to 80's Entertainment
YouTube video by The Vintage Tribute
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Been given a Nikon D300 and a Speedlight 910 by my uncle. Camera works ok. Just need to check out the flash.
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM