i said one bra, ten pairs of underwear and moisturizer. karen asked how many days and i said it doesn’t matter my answer is the same and she said i was right

i just spent 10 days driving around atlanta and kept thinking about how much of a calm and chill driving experience it was compared to the median day driving around DC

asking my vet how much he costs to stay on retainer

haters hate to see a zebu get a little goofy

good shit

(extremely complementary)

a challenger appears

it’s getting louder

you gotta be shittin me