Bigfops
@bigfops.bsky.social
A fox. Not in a box, but in socks.
Everyone keeps spelling it “Board,” but given the membership I’m pretty sure it’s “Bored”.
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Everyone keeps spelling it “Board,” but given the membership I’m pretty sure it’s “Bored”.
I feel like you will have plenty more opportunities to use it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I feel like you will have plenty more opportunities to use it.
I like this message better. “Little duties will end by-and-by.” I assume the rest says “so best to ignore them for now.”
December 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I like this message better. “Little duties will end by-and-by.” I assume the rest says “so best to ignore them for now.”
I’ll get back to you on that.
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’ll get back to you on that.
I hope you keep that all safely in the garage next to the propane tanks and gas for the mower!
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hope you keep that all safely in the garage next to the propane tanks and gas for the mower!
“I don’t understand, I followed the recipe exactly! All I did was reduce the sugar by half and substitute lemon juice for egg whites!”
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“I don’t understand, I followed the recipe exactly! All I did was reduce the sugar by half and substitute lemon juice for egg whites!”
You know, I have been saying that I can't wait for him to kick it so we can find out what REALLY went on in the WH with the tell-all memoirs, but we're never going to see that, are we? They are so deep in their delusions they have convinced themselves of their one truth.
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You know, I have been saying that I can't wait for him to kick it so we can find out what REALLY went on in the WH with the tell-all memoirs, but we're never going to see that, are we? They are so deep in their delusions they have convinced themselves of their one truth.
Just made some, I’ve been instructed that they’re the only cookies I’m allowed to make. :)
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just made some, I’ve been instructed that they’re the only cookies I’m allowed to make. :)
Is that the Jacques Torres recipe?
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Is that the Jacques Torres recipe?
Right?! “You met all the qualifications to be working in the country legally but we locked you up in inhumane conditions. Our bad, you can come back anytime you want. Pinky promise not to do it again!”
September 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Right?! “You met all the qualifications to be working in the country legally but we locked you up in inhumane conditions. Our bad, you can come back anytime you want. Pinky promise not to do it again!”
Yeah, I’m just sitting here schadenscrolling.
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yeah, I’m just sitting here schadenscrolling.
Weird they don’t have the same reaction to this: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/after...
After Two-Day Manhunt, Suspect Charged with Shooting Two Minnesota Lawmakers and Their Spouses
Vance Boelter, 57, of Green Isle, Minnesota, has been charged by federal complaint with stalking and murdering Minnesota House of Representatives Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband, in ad...
www.justice.gov
September 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Weird they don’t have the same reaction to this: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/after...
Company gave me a “home movie night” kit at the Samara of COVID that included a microwave popcorn thing. I haven’t had paper bag popcorn since!
June 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Company gave me a “home movie night” kit at the Samara of COVID that included a microwave popcorn thing. I haven’t had paper bag popcorn since!
Pssh, consequences. I don’t care about no consequences! “Jury Summons,” that’s a scam!
February 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pssh, consequences. I don’t care about no consequences! “Jury Summons,” that’s a scam!
Oh they know, they will just use it to label any demonstration Antifa and arrest all individuals. Hey, what do you call someone who is on the other side of the anti-fascists?
January 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh they know, they will just use it to label any demonstration Antifa and arrest all individuals. Hey, what do you call someone who is on the other side of the anti-fascists?
Sarcasm is my love language.
January 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Sarcasm is my love language.
He grew up under postmodernism and has stuck in that era, As we know, postmodernism reduces the complex object to the essential essence of that object. So by appearing to be intellectual he thinks he is, when what he really is is the essence of an intellectual.
January 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
He grew up under postmodernism and has stuck in that era, As we know, postmodernism reduces the complex object to the essential essence of that object. So by appearing to be intellectual he thinks he is, when what he really is is the essence of an intellectual.
I whisper that prayer every morning to the statue of Leon I have in my payer niche.
January 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I whisper that prayer every morning to the statue of Leon I have in my payer niche.
That can't be right, Musk bought twitter so that he could promote free speech absolutism and get rid of the "woke mind virus" algo. Surely he wouldn't do anything to manipulate engagement to promote a right-wing agenda!
January 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
That can't be right, Musk bought twitter so that he could promote free speech absolutism and get rid of the "woke mind virus" algo. Surely he wouldn't do anything to manipulate engagement to promote a right-wing agenda!