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The Mart formerly known as Ad
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The brain is basically electrified mince and mine's short circuiting.
We got Whamageddoned in the restaurant we nearly didn’t go in this evening.

That’s ok but now I have to listen to the song as much as possible for Whampocalypse, which I am more than happy with because it’s a certified banger
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I got 15 after ages staring at it
Height of dude plus parrot = 200 (185+15)
Height of dude less parrot = 170 (185-15)
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Phones aren't the problem - they're just windows to the world.

If anything, they need to ban brainrot 'numbers go up forever' idle games where you can lose hours of your life and feel no better about anything.
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Not all organisations have the financial might to withstand the barrage of legal challenges TERFs can mount.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The place I worked at for a year had a two strike policy - if you were off sick for two times, you’d get a review. They sacked off WFH in place of a 4.5 day week, which would be great if my job didn’t involve 5 full days of work crammed in a 40 hour week.

I’m glad they fired me.
December 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Social media corporations giving wads of cash to obnoxious cunts for saying the most egregious shit to get engagement clicks is one of the worst ideas in the history of humanity.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is that a Mega Lucario Z?
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Gotta draw ‘em all!
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I did not know he was the singer on Wicky Wicky wah Wicky wah Wicky Wicky Wild Wild West
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Giving someone money and then them spending it is the optimum outcome for the economy. You get bigmoney tax from booze and cigarettes, shops get sales, profits & jobs so I fail to see the problem people have with it.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
No Bing, no Mariah and no George.
It’s a Whamageddoner’s paradise.

Oh & on the hour we get a fanfare of an actual Christmas instrumental (Jingle Bells/Carol of the Bells) that’s louder than the Trumpets of Jericho for a minute, in time with the “dancing lights” (nowhere near where I am, natch)
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Load up PontiusPilate.exe
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In some bits along the side, the paint is slightly thicker, so peels off in big satisfying chunks.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM