Jack Vaughn
@bighairyjack.bsky.social
Seal victim. (The mammal, not the singer)
Incredibly, Graham once asked me to send him my phone number so we could have a fight! (This was on a Sunday, presumably after his usual excess of alcohol).
He pulled out when I wouldn't tell him who I worked for.
He pulled out when I wouldn't tell him who I worked for.
October 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Incredibly, Graham once asked me to send him my phone number so we could have a fight! (This was on a Sunday, presumably after his usual excess of alcohol).
He pulled out when I wouldn't tell him who I worked for.
He pulled out when I wouldn't tell him who I worked for.
Find someone who looks at you, like my dog looks at someone serving up trifle.
December 26, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Find someone who looks at you, like my dog looks at someone serving up trifle.
CGI monkey to play Robbie Williams in new film as no real monkey could be found willing to degrade itself.
December 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
CGI monkey to play Robbie Williams in new film as no real monkey could be found willing to degrade itself.
1. Nice excuse for genocide.
2. Here's a little reminder that this didn't start last year, and Israel have been slaughtering innocents for some time.
2. Here's a little reminder that this didn't start last year, and Israel have been slaughtering innocents for some time.
December 10, 2024 at 4:32 PM
1. Nice excuse for genocide.
2. Here's a little reminder that this didn't start last year, and Israel have been slaughtering innocents for some time.
2. Here's a little reminder that this didn't start last year, and Israel have been slaughtering innocents for some time.
Trump endorses unelected freeloader, shocker.
December 8, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Trump endorses unelected freeloader, shocker.
Who wants to buy a T-Shirt?
December 7, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Who wants to buy a T-Shirt?
I miss 10 years ago when I could get reasonable bandwidth mobile internet more than 50% of the time.
December 6, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I miss 10 years ago when I could get reasonable bandwidth mobile internet more than 50% of the time.
To be fair, the rollercoaster would have a bunch of football hooligans on it while the teacups would have unpublished writers who just talk about themselves.
December 2, 2024 at 10:52 AM
To be fair, the rollercoaster would have a bunch of football hooligans on it while the teacups would have unpublished writers who just talk about themselves.
The levels of fucking self-righteousness here can be painful at times.
December 1, 2024 at 7:00 PM
The levels of fucking self-righteousness here can be painful at times.
2023 was last year dimwit.
And yesterday Vauxhall confirmed it was closing its Luton plant.
And yesterday Vauxhall confirmed it was closing its Luton plant.
November 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
2023 was last year dimwit.
And yesterday Vauxhall confirmed it was closing its Luton plant.
And yesterday Vauxhall confirmed it was closing its Luton plant.
There they are. The lads.
@surreycricket.bsky.social
@surreycricket.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
There they are. The lads.
@surreycricket.bsky.social
@surreycricket.bsky.social
Great to see you here.
I took these in the Dutchy suite at the Oval last night and thought of you.
Apologies that there's some reflections in them.
I took these in the Dutchy suite at the Oval last night and thought of you.
Apologies that there's some reflections in them.
November 22, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Great to see you here.
I took these in the Dutchy suite at the Oval last night and thought of you.
Apologies that there's some reflections in them.
I took these in the Dutchy suite at the Oval last night and thought of you.
Apologies that there's some reflections in them.
I like Bluesky, but there's a small element of this.
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I like Bluesky, but there's a small element of this.
IYKYK
IYKYK
"Is this type of this allowed..."
He really is the dumbest of fucks.
He really is the dumbest of fucks.
November 17, 2024 at 9:29 PM
"Is this type of this allowed..."
He really is the dumbest of fucks.
He really is the dumbest of fucks.
So, erm, is that a good price for that?
November 17, 2024 at 12:08 AM
So, erm, is that a good price for that?
Saw a slight variation on this earlier...
November 14, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Saw a slight variation on this earlier...
This is the kind of shit I mean. Who's this for? I know people are nice here, but why has it got so many likes?
November 13, 2024 at 9:27 PM
This is the kind of shit I mean. Who's this for? I know people are nice here, but why has it got so many likes?
Not to be confused with the giant malevolent Sky-bumhole
November 9, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Not to be confused with the giant malevolent Sky-bumhole
I think I found this sadder than I should, given everything that's going on.
November 8, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I think I found this sadder than I should, given everything that's going on.