Swampy’s Bestie
@bighoag64.bsky.social
Cape Cod Masshole. Loves his wife, dog, and Tito’s Homemade Vodka
Can I get a judge, any judge, to suspend those Kristi Noem commercials? Talk about wasting gov’t money! At the least she should be dubbed in Spanish and not shown on local news! Idiots! Maybe I can get Judge Judy???
March 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Can I get a judge, any judge, to suspend those Kristi Noem commercials? Talk about wasting gov’t money! At the least she should be dubbed in Spanish and not shown on local news! Idiots! Maybe I can get Judge Judy???
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without saying matrix, fav keanu reeves film?
February 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
without saying matrix, fav keanu reeves film?
Finally realized what that button is on your pants pocket. It's so your wallet doesn't fall out while crop dusting the employee restroom, and now everyone knows it was you that destroyed the restroom and the adjacent break room. #toolate
February 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Finally realized what that button is on your pants pocket. It's so your wallet doesn't fall out while crop dusting the employee restroom, and now everyone knows it was you that destroyed the restroom and the adjacent break room. #toolate
These Kennedy hearings prove to me he shouldn't even run a Dairy Queen!
January 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
These Kennedy hearings prove to me he shouldn't even run a Dairy Queen!
Well, at least eggs will be cheaper tomorrow. Gotta keep looking a the sunny side (up)!
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January 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Well, at least eggs will be cheaper tomorrow. Gotta keep looking a the sunny side (up)!
Here, scrolling for the first “so now we gonna outlaw pickup trucks??” Oh wait, that’s the X toxic wasteland. Nevermind.
January 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Here, scrolling for the first “so now we gonna outlaw pickup trucks??” Oh wait, that’s the X toxic wasteland. Nevermind.
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@musicisthekey.bsky.social So are you in Typical Situation??
December 26, 2024 at 6:26 PM
@musicisthekey.bsky.social So are you in Typical Situation??
Can I filter out cat pictures on here?? My Gawd, I’m allergic to cats!
December 26, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Can I filter out cat pictures on here?? My Gawd, I’m allergic to cats!
@kileyfitzgerald.bsky.social Hello! Found you! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
@kileyfitzgerald.bsky.social Hello! Found you! Merry Christmas!
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Dear Price of Eggs voter,
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
December 18, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Dear Price of Eggs voter,
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
The melon-hued moron you elected says lowering prices will be too hard, but making Canada our 51st state would be a piece of cake.
Priorities amirite.
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social
Enemy scouts have been seen on the east side of Santuit Pond. Be very careful out there!
Enemy scouts have been seen on the east side of Santuit Pond. Be very careful out there!
December 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social
Enemy scouts have been seen on the east side of Santuit Pond. Be very careful out there!
Enemy scouts have been seen on the east side of Santuit Pond. Be very careful out there!
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Sometimes we're out of dog poop bags and have to make do with Zip-Loc Baggies. When I seal one up I always think yeah, that'll stay fresh.
December 12, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes we're out of dog poop bags and have to make do with Zip-Loc Baggies. When I seal one up I always think yeah, that'll stay fresh.
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social Somebody is harshing your buzz! This is nutz!!
#kirkslog You’re halfway to the weekend
December 11, 2024 at 2:27 PM
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social Somebody is harshing your buzz! This is nutz!!
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Agreed.
December 2, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Agreed.
@bsky.app Hello! Thanks for being here! Is there an app for iPads/tablets? Or should I use the desktop site for my iPad. Thanks. Signed. Newbie.
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 PM
@bsky.app Hello! Thanks for being here! Is there an app for iPads/tablets? Or should I use the desktop site for my iPad. Thanks. Signed. Newbie.
Nailed it! "Damn dirty MAGAS!"
November 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Nailed it! "Damn dirty MAGAS!"
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Gone from that other place!!
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Gone from that other place!!
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
Well, there’s one less thing on the old bucket list!!!
November 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Well, there’s one less thing on the old bucket list!!!
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social Dude. You’re gonna blast me, but I just figured out I’ve always liked the Avett Bros! Brooklyn! Holy shit! Did not know this was their song till now! Need some recommendations!
November 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social Dude. You’re gonna blast me, but I just figured out I’ve always liked the Avett Bros! Brooklyn! Holy shit! Did not know this was their song till now! Need some recommendations!
Gonna get me a big old barrel of popcorn and several handles of Tito’s for when MTG starts holding DOGE sub-committee meetings! That’s gonna be a classic shitshow. “Mr Smith, do you know how many paper clips are purchased by the FBI??”
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Gonna get me a big old barrel of popcorn and several handles of Tito’s for when MTG starts holding DOGE sub-committee meetings! That’s gonna be a classic shitshow. “Mr Smith, do you know how many paper clips are purchased by the FBI??”