So no. Not an original thought apparently
So no. Not an original thought apparently
I have 2. From 200+ rides
I know one of them was the guy whose car I spilled coffee in. Now I’m trying to figure out who the second person that gave me 1 star was.
I have 2. From 200+ rides
I know one of them was the guy whose car I spilled coffee in. Now I’m trying to figure out who the second person that gave me 1 star was.
I feel very proud of myself AND very old at the same damn time
I feel very proud of myself AND very old at the same damn time
Me: so. Any questions?
(Kid raising his hand)
Me: yes you
Kid: why do you have folds on the back of your neck?
Me: 🥲
Me: so. Any questions?
(Kid raising his hand)
Me: yes you
Kid: why do you have folds on the back of your neck?
Me: 🥲
I can’t even be mad.
I can’t even be mad.
Anyways. Back to trying to wake kiddo up. There’s school today
Anyways. Back to trying to wake kiddo up. There’s school today
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Also. Book number 2 is coming out soon. Watch this space
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Also. Book number 2 is coming out soon. Watch this space
She looks like Sam. Or Sam looks like her rather
She looks like Sam. Or Sam looks like her rather