Big Jyde
bigjyde.bsky.social
Big Jyde
@bigjyde.bsky.social
Renaissance man. Anoti. They tried to bury me. They ain’t know I was a seed. Still I rise
LinkedIn became Instagram.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just watched The Emoji Movie with my 8-year-old. He loved it. Reviews had me expecting a dumpster fire, but maybe that’s the problem; adults reviewing things that aren’t meant for them. Sums up review culture.
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’m trying to philosophically analyze the paradox of the ship of Theseus. Immediately the parallel between James Bond the character comes to mind. I think this is an original thought. Until I google and find that there are Reddit threads on this topic.

So no. Not an original thought apparently
August 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just found out that you can see how many 1 star reviews you receive on Uber.

I have 2. From 200+ rides

I know one of them was the guy whose car I spilled coffee in. Now I’m trying to figure out who the second person that gave me 1 star was.
August 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I very correctly explained why sound travels further at night. Sound refraction and temperature inversion. Concepts I learned more than 20 years ago.

I feel very proud of myself AND very old at the same damn time
August 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Kiddo used literally correctly in a sentence today. I don’t know why that stuck out to me or made me happy. But I felt the need to document this
May 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was today years old when I learned that the hunter gatherer dichotomy is all made up. A modern myth as opposed to ancient facts. Women hunted too, western anthropology projected Victorian gender based roles onto prehistoric societies
May 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m in my 40s. I still use blanka vertical vs horizontal rolling attack to figure out the difference between vertical and horizontal
April 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
(Me presenting my book to a couple of 2nd and 3rd graders)

Me: so. Any questions?

(Kid raising his hand)

Me: yes you

Kid: why do you have folds on the back of your neck?

Me: 🥲
April 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We were playing battleship and kiddo is killing me. Not even missing. I eventually realize he’s using this reflective surface.

I can’t even be mad.
April 13, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I just learned today, right now in fact, that ticklish people are less/not ticklish in their sleep.

Anyways. Back to trying to wake kiddo up. There’s school today
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What does Tristan Thompson bring to the cavs right now? Genuine question
March 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Frank >>> Back to Black.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Also. Book number 2 is coming out soon. Watch this space
March 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I object my lord
March 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
There’s something about learning in adulthood. 3 years ago I learned to ride a motorcycle. This year I learned to snowboard. I love it for me.
March 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Everywhere AI
January 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Left the house without air buds today. As horrified as I am not having my music and usual distractions, it’s nice to actually observe the sights with their sounds. I miss my music nonetheless
January 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Book number 2 in the works. Watch this space
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My 7 year old understands offside. Learned from playing FIFA
January 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Now that I’ve completely weaned myself from Twitter, I realize how much I miss tweeting into the void. Therapeutic
January 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Who exactly is Red One for?
December 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Bose after sales support is amazing. Continues to surprise me. #NotAPaidPost #HappyCustomer
January 29, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Twitter is starting to feel like what I imagine 4chan would be like
January 9, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Mid therapy. I’m looking at my therapist. And then I clock it.

She looks like Sam. Or Sam looks like her rather
January 9, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I’d love to see a movie about Greg-San. The regular guy in the Kamakura (the rise of the samurai) period, who just wants to eat his mochi in peace
January 1, 2024 at 2:53 PM