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@bigkahouna.bsky.social
Existence is a prison and I'm the fucking warden. He/him
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February 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Choose your own skeet adventure:
Like for - "Do you think they even knew what DEI meant 6 months ago?"
Comment for - "These motherfuckers can't even spell DEI."
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Comment for - "These motherfuckers can't even spell DEI."
Kendrick won a Grammy for calling Drake a pedophile
February 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Kendrick won a Grammy for calling Drake a pedophile
My wifey, my wifu, and my work wife walk into a bar...
January 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My wifey, my wifu, and my work wife walk into a bar...
I think if I saw a woman driving a cyber truck I'd know that we are officially in an Elon Musk generated version of that one Black Mirror Episode with Cristin Milioti
December 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I think if I saw a woman driving a cyber truck I'd know that we are officially in an Elon Musk generated version of that one Black Mirror Episode with Cristin Milioti
Does anyone else feel like "spigot" feels too close to a slur to be user in regular conversation?
No? Just me...
OK
No? Just me...
OK
November 29, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Does anyone else feel like "spigot" feels too close to a slur to be user in regular conversation?
No? Just me...
OK
No? Just me...
OK
Of course excited for Wicked Pt. 2, but REALLY looking forward to Wicked Pt. THREE where The Wizard wins reelection after 34 felony charges.
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Of course excited for Wicked Pt. 2, but REALLY looking forward to Wicked Pt. THREE where The Wizard wins reelection after 34 felony charges.
Bill Nighy the Science Guyhy
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Bill Nighy the Science Guyhy
If you haven't been high at the Hyatt Place you haven't been high.
November 17, 2024 at 6:32 AM
If you haven't been high at the Hyatt Place you haven't been high.
Every time someone talks about the 9/9/9 baseball challenge (9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hot dogs) I think for a second about the challenge where you have to choose 6/12/18/14 among beers, miles ran, donuts eaten, and times you masturbate and I really just wonder why men are the way they are.
November 14, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Every time someone talks about the 9/9/9 baseball challenge (9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hot dogs) I think for a second about the challenge where you have to choose 6/12/18/14 among beers, miles ran, donuts eaten, and times you masturbate and I really just wonder why men are the way they are.
Bailey said this was the funniest thing they had every seen on the internet and I said "yeah."
he held me at gunpoint and forced me to repost this btw
Tough day. Gonna treat myself to some Pistachi-o's.
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Bailey said this was the funniest thing they had every seen on the internet and I said "yeah."
Tough day. Gonna treat myself to some Pistachi-o's.
November 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Tough day. Gonna treat myself to some Pistachi-o's.
I just know if all of the muppets could meet me irl it would change their life.
i just know if i could meet all of the muppets irl it would change my life
November 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I just know if all of the muppets could meet me irl it would change their life.
Some of y'all have never kissed a hundred boys in bars and it shows
November 12, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Some of y'all have never kissed a hundred boys in bars and it shows
Oh because it's a DRAG race
November 12, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Oh because it's a DRAG race
Me every like 4 months -
"Oh because it's like a DRAG race"
"Oh because it's like a DRAG race"
November 25, 2023 at 7:30 AM
Me every like 4 months -
"Oh because it's like a DRAG race"
"Oh because it's like a DRAG race"
Forget gender, are you a shark boy or a lava girl?
July 29, 2023 at 11:47 PM
Forget gender, are you a shark boy or a lava girl?
I once got 40,000 upvotes on Reddit for an animal crossing meme what's the content analogue for bluesky?
July 28, 2023 at 3:15 AM
I once got 40,000 upvotes on Reddit for an animal crossing meme what's the content analogue for bluesky?
Keep big government out of my shower
July 28, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Keep big government out of my shower
The Miranda rights but for the mentally ill
My health insurance told me I have to look for a new therapist.
I am not looking for a new therapist. If society can't provide me one they'll have to deal with the consequences
I am not looking for a new therapist. If society can't provide me one they'll have to deal with the consequences
July 28, 2023 at 2:34 AM
The Miranda rights but for the mentally ill
Hades but it's Barbie escaping waves of mediocre men
July 27, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Hades but it's Barbie escaping waves of mediocre men