Being a cigar connoisseur. I 100% get this.

Never! LOL. Pants on the other hand.

One side of my mattress got wet. But that was about it.

You mean the Michigan October monsoon. Lol

Likely not much. Because he's become accustomed to randos touching his ass by now. Regardless of place or situation. Lol

Oh man. I'm so sorry.

Believe me. Whenever I'm at any public event anymore. My furdar goes way off the charts at times. Even while just running regular errands.

Wa!? Waoh! Woah, woah. Hold on. Is that a cabbitlope!! Cabbit/Jackalope.

Lol new word. Kangarussy.

More like the Buck Stop.

Scaroused

And yes. I did just say all that in furry.

Lol. But in all sincerity. I'm saying this because I've been your friend for many years. And this has gone on fur way too long with zero pawsitive results.

So my advice is. Just full on stop. And just become friends with women of like hobbies and interests. And if love is meant to truly blossom. Then it will. Plus the whole ranting online part. Is a major red flag to women. That will actually make them avoid you big time.

Not to mention I'm in a fandom full of other lgbt+ horny creatures. And still not getting any. Lol. Yet I'm not constantly ranting or wallowing in self pity about it to the whole bloody online furry community.

Bruh. Look at me. I'm bisexual and haven't dated anyone since 2017. Or had sexual contact with anyone since 2023. And I turned bloody 40 this year. Yet here I am. And perfectly fine.

Oh massive horse boobs of the con. What is your wisdom?