BMB409-A
@bigmanbruh409.bsky.social
"IT'S ONE OF THE FEDS BIGGEST DISASTERS"
random sod who rarely posts
Posts beyond the psychoposting demarcation line are good shit I tell you
random sod who rarely posts
Posts beyond the psychoposting demarcation line are good shit I tell you
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[NPS-OOC]
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
[NPS-OOC]
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
[NPS-OOC]
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
Happy New Year's Eve all. As we enter 2026, there shall be major strides made in establish the MANWO, requiring my full focus. For this reason, I will be transferring primary control of this account to 409-A for the time being.
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Happy New Year's Eve all. As we enter 2026, there shall be major strides made in establish the MANWO, requiring my full focus. For this reason, I will be transferring primary control of this account to 409-A for the time being.
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
DAY 25
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
DAY 25
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
DAY 24
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
DAY 24
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
DAY 22 & 23 (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
DAY 22 & 23 (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
DAY 20 & 21 (HOPEFULLY FINAL TIME)
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
DAY 20 & 21 (HOPEFULLY FINAL TIME)
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
DAY 19
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
DAY 19
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
DAY 17 & 18 (AT THIS POINT IT'S ON ME)
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DAY 17 & 18 (AT THIS POINT IT'S ON ME)
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
DAY 15 & 16 (FEDS HAPPENED)
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
DAY 15 & 16 (FEDS HAPPENED)
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
DAY 13 & 14 (AGAIN)
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
DAY 13 & 14 (AGAIN)
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
DAY 11 & 12 (FORGOT AGAIN)
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
DAY 11 & 12 (FORGOT AGAIN)
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
DAY 10
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
DAY 10
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
DAY 9
My mask has a full heads up display and integration with my phone for systems such as maps. No, I do not play monochromatic, old LCD style Subway Surfers glued to my vision with it.
My mask has a full heads up display and integration with my phone for systems such as maps. No, I do not play monochromatic, old LCD style Subway Surfers glued to my vision with it.
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
DAY 9
My mask has a full heads up display and integration with my phone for systems such as maps. No, I do not play monochromatic, old LCD style Subway Surfers glued to my vision with it.
My mask has a full heads up display and integration with my phone for systems such as maps. No, I do not play monochromatic, old LCD style Subway Surfers glued to my vision with it.
DAY 8
The Feds have again tried to grill me for "poor working conditions" in my basement. I responded by giving all of its occupants a 10% pay raise.
The Feds have again tried to grill me for "poor working conditions" in my basement. I responded by giving all of its occupants a 10% pay raise.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
DAY 8
The Feds have again tried to grill me for "poor working conditions" in my basement. I responded by giving all of its occupants a 10% pay raise.
The Feds have again tried to grill me for "poor working conditions" in my basement. I responded by giving all of its occupants a 10% pay raise.
DAY 7
There are many fictional characters that, if they were real, I am sure I'd beat in a 1 on 1 fistfight.
Pandemonica, a character from the video game "Helltaker"(which I had mentioned before), is one of them.
There are many fictional characters that, if they were real, I am sure I'd beat in a 1 on 1 fistfight.
Pandemonica, a character from the video game "Helltaker"(which I had mentioned before), is one of them.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
DAY 7
There are many fictional characters that, if they were real, I am sure I'd beat in a 1 on 1 fistfight.
Pandemonica, a character from the video game "Helltaker"(which I had mentioned before), is one of them.
There are many fictional characters that, if they were real, I am sure I'd beat in a 1 on 1 fistfight.
Pandemonica, a character from the video game "Helltaker"(which I had mentioned before), is one of them.
DAY 6
Santa Claus owes me £5.
Santa Claus owes me £5.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
DAY 6
Santa Claus owes me £5.
Santa Claus owes me £5.
DAY 5
Some have compared my appearance to the Marvel character Star Lord. I can see where they're coming from.
Some have compared my appearance to the Marvel character Star Lord. I can see where they're coming from.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 AM
DAY 5
Some have compared my appearance to the Marvel character Star Lord. I can see where they're coming from.
Some have compared my appearance to the Marvel character Star Lord. I can see where they're coming from.
DAY 4
My aforementioned blackouts, as mentioned yesterday, may or may not be the work of a higher entity.
My aforementioned blackouts, as mentioned yesterday, may or may not be the work of a higher entity.
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
DAY 4
My aforementioned blackouts, as mentioned yesterday, may or may not be the work of a higher entity.
My aforementioned blackouts, as mentioned yesterday, may or may not be the work of a higher entity.
DAY 2 AND 3 (I FORGOT)
Sometimes I black out and awaken coated in the remains of my foes.
I once caused a national shortage of milk.
Sometimes I black out and awaken coated in the remains of my foes.
I once caused a national shortage of milk.
December 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
DAY 2 AND 3 (I FORGOT)
Sometimes I black out and awaken coated in the remains of my foes.
I once caused a national shortage of milk.
Sometimes I black out and awaken coated in the remains of my foes.
I once caused a national shortage of milk.
DAY 1
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
DAY 1
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
Regarding the future:
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Regarding the future:
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
[COMMUNICATION UPDATE]
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
[COMMUNICATION UPDATE]
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
A previous post from BMB409-A was made regarding a game based on possibly improper information. It has been deleted in light of that.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
A previous post from BMB409-A was made regarding a game based on possibly improper information. It has been deleted in light of that.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
Soon, trust. Hopefully by the end of the week.
I apologise again for my lack of communication. There have been disruptions not entirely related to the Feds.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
September 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Soon, trust. Hopefully by the end of the week.