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Riftan
@bigriftan.bsky.social
I have powers.
They're calling it the best ability every put in a video game
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
my boss thinks I'm gonna shorten my lunch, come in early and work Saturdays. he must be outta his goddamned mind, I should knock his lights out for even asking that.
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
brain damage
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 PM
wheres the pizza, fatboy
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
like good lord ma'am
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
also like actually the mark of the beast at this point its almost redundant to mention poor performance lol
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
If this game has no areas that are hallways connecting circles its peak and if not its a funny little game
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
they're brave ill tell them that
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
these rats dont look like the ones we got in new york i can tell you that much
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
good morning
January 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
they just juiced the fuck out of my boy executor
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Im beastmode
January 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
at least im not sick all weekend
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
im fucked up rn im not gonna make it to the weekend
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Celebrating the holidays with peak
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i thought i was gonna get owned pretty bad but shes carrying me
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Extremely gratifying to get a 5* without even using half a pity, on my fave none the less, this WILL keep me from killing myself for at least a while
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
yeah why not man it was only 375 statues
December 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
a 4th copy my goat rocks with me
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
6 Multi's, my goat
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
at a bar rn I'm so fucking scared rn
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
admittedly not my best name this might be changed after work
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM