To al-Jammaz he said: "I saw you in So-and-so's entrance hall with a large bowl in front of you, and you were eating. Of what was the bowl made and what was in it?" "Dog's vomit in a swine's skull!" he replied.

The internet is now absolutely *jam packed* with AI slop, endless reams of videos and articles and images.

We achieved infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters and so I ask: where is Hamlet?

Perhaps art was more than letters and pixels after all. Who knew?

I have my head on a swivel for someone to talk about their grades being C's and D's, so I can tell them they better get the salt and pepper shakers so they can season deez nuts.

It's been in my head for years but has never come up organically. And I'm clearly forcing it now.

I just called Tim Kaine's office to say I look forward to the news of his retirement, which can be the only explanation for this vote.

I'm pretty new to it, just got sick of Windows and tried Ubuntu out of oppositional defiance. It's fun to go into terminal and type out magic spells that make computer do stuff. But also I tend to break things and have no idea how to fix other than wipe the system and start again. That's fun too.

Fair enough - it is definitely friendlier than Amazon/Kindle. Whether it is really sideloading i couldn't tell you, my process is a little janky but maybe it's just a user skill issue. I'm on Linux these days so maybe the process is simpler on Windows / macOS.

I have a Kobo from circa 2020 that is easy enough to sideload epubs and pdfs via Caliber. Downloaded plenty of stuff from Anna's Archive or Gutenberg and loaded no problem. Only thing is, PDFs over a certain size take forever to turn pages, but i imagine thats the case with most ereaders.

I did "Never Meant" last time I was at karaoke. Album is a stone cold classic, 'honestly'.

Well then you can tell them, better go get the salt and pepper so you can C's and D's nuts.