i honestly, unironically think they just need time. seems like they want to break out from that shadow but they just aren’t ready yet. the push will come in time, i think

if it helps at all, i did enjoy the hour i was there…!

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(You can no longer hear her voice. The interference between this reality and her own is too great.)
(You cannot see her, or smell her, or taste her, or touch her. But you can sense she is there on the other side.)
(For some reason, you think she cries. Does she cry…?)
(…you can’t tell.)

(The interference increases. It’s hard to hear her now.) Unless, but what if? What if they are separate, what if I can…can I interact with these worlds? Like I am doing now? Is this real, or just some fiction in one world being put into another? Am I real?

(The interference is intermittent.) What is this past? It’s not like anything the Emperor said it would be. He tells lies about everything, but maybe he doesn’t see the world this way? But wait, why is there two Earths? Two different…

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Understandable. As per the Corporate Freedoms Act of 2013, the Bigsco Ecclesiastical Center will be taking action by astral planing an agent directly into your mind. Expect us in a couple hours.

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Hi, Bigsco Ecclesiastical Centers would be interested in the specifics of this evil spell in order to ensure that these efforts do not cause an unmitigated arcane disaster in your local region. What the fuck are you doing

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