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bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
Col
@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social
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Big daft sod. MLF. I can type 300 wrods a minute.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · Nov 13
Fucking dog's been digging in the garden again.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 13h
Yes.
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 16h
The beauty of having a lockable office. Having a bit of a sit down and a think.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 17h
I think you're very generous.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 17h
Would those be the Scoti which invaded from Ireland?
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 17h
He means the Scots from Ireland, yeah?
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 17h
My guess would be the troops on the streets of these Democrat cities are there for when they're told there aren't going to be any elections.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 18h
Pipe down, Wat Tyler.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 18h
Also, Scotland is in Britain.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 18h
I'm sure it was an Egyptian/Roman/Scandinavian recipe.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 1d
The frig did I do?
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
You filthy tease.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Deep in your inner ring.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Might be a made up one.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Wrongun.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
It's a good job you're pretty, that's all I'll say.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Oh Jason. What happened to you?
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Good Enough by Dodgy just came on the radio while I was driving to the doctors so obviously I've pulled over, burnt out the car, and walked the rest of the way.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Nowt, I'm just being daft.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Someone called Nancy blocked me for that. I bet it was nut spatting that did it.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
This actually reads like an Auden poem.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
I made some of those up.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
All this stuff about frotting, cupping, felching and docking. Scissoring, fisting, dogging and cucking. Oral, anal, swallowing and spitting, tit wanks, arse wanks, nut spatting and pissing.

What the hell is wrong with a nice big hairy fanny?

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Describe your bluesky account in one image.
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 2d
Half day today as I've a doctors appointment at 1. Consequently, I'm spending most of today wandering around with a bottle of piss in my bag. #Monday
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