ted nielsen
@bigshuffler.bsky.social
born. school. university. dropped out. went back. taught. worked. moved. worked, moved. married. worked. kids. moved. not dead yet. we have a dog.
taking in the view / a visit to the salad bar
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
taking in the view / a visit to the salad bar
[taps the sign...]
January 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
[taps the sign...]
look out, he's behind you
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
look out, he's behind you
i can't believe you just said that
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
i can't believe you just said that
three parts (of my heart)
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
three parts (of my heart)
yeah, i mean, sure, *you* wanna go that way
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
yeah, i mean, sure, *you* wanna go that way
pretty confident only good things will occur after teaching the dog how to grab a treat from the kitchen counter
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
pretty confident only good things will occur after teaching the dog how to grab a treat from the kitchen counter
how much is enough?
January 2, 2026 at 9:47 AM
how much is enough?
a new year’s day visit from the Chicken of Happiness! auspicious! (if a few years earlier than expected)
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
a new year’s day visit from the Chicken of Happiness! auspicious! (if a few years earlier than expected)
everything must go
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 AM
everything must go
great deals on office furniture
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
great deals on office furniture
when you will be under the bed until the thunderstorm stops (to be fair, it’s a big thunderstorm)
December 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
when you will be under the bed until the thunderstorm stops (to be fair, it’s a big thunderstorm)
bring your friends
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
bring your friends
when you may have been just a bit too successful at playing the But It's Xmas, You Have To Feed The Dog More At Xmas card yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
when you may have been just a bit too successful at playing the But It's Xmas, You Have To Feed The Dog More At Xmas card yesterday
outstanding achievement in out-of-focus xmas-themed dog-related photography. 10/10. no notes.
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
outstanding achievement in out-of-focus xmas-themed dog-related photography. 10/10. no notes.
