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big slur
@bigslur.bsky.social
· Dec 7
im not flirting, im not hittitng on you, im 29 years old snd and nobody taught me how to do that
missin mutual adoration and romanticized codependency bad tn.
June 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
missin mutual adoration and romanticized codependency bad tn.
(gucci mane voice) ion want the top, just fellatio
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
(gucci mane voice) ion want the top, just fellatio
lost the "whose dick looks the fakest" contest bc i got disqualed for having "ai generated submissions" (all submissions were real pictures of my fake-looking dick taken with my samsung galaxy s3)
June 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
lost the "whose dick looks the fakest" contest bc i got disqualed for having "ai generated submissions" (all submissions were real pictures of my fake-looking dick taken with my samsung galaxy s3)
ur in her dms, she's cautiously pressing my extracted wisdom tooth into her lips, then slowly drawing it into her mouth and rolling the tip of her tongue beneath it
June 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
ur in her dms, she's cautiously pressing my extracted wisdom tooth into her lips, then slowly drawing it into her mouth and rolling the tip of her tongue beneath it
i luh dəsh biitch 😭🥰💜♥️
June 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
i luh dəsh biitch 😭🥰💜♥️
wish they loved me like i want them tooooooooo
May 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
wish they loved me like i want them tooooooooo
big fag be-er has logged on
May 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
big fag be-er has logged on
think this neechy sbs (im sad bout sumthin 2)
May 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
think this neechy sbs (im sad bout sumthin 2)
i love you THIIIISSS *unhinges jaw* much
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i love you THIIIISSS *unhinges jaw* much
everyone who was with me at my lowest is dead now
April 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
everyone who was with me at my lowest is dead now
i think my animal magnetism is actually just mammal magnetism and the downsides are pretty significant (woke up w mice on me 2x)
April 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i think my animal magnetism is actually just mammal magnetism and the downsides are pretty significant (woke up w mice on me 2x)
a crush? (loading shotgun) what's that?
(firmly) no thank you i dont think i like that. i dont want you influencing me with your mind disease. please leave
(firmly) no thank you i dont think i like that. i dont want you influencing me with your mind disease. please leave
March 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
a crush? (loading shotgun) what's that?
(firmly) no thank you i dont think i like that. i dont want you influencing me with your mind disease. please leave
(firmly) no thank you i dont think i like that. i dont want you influencing me with your mind disease. please leave
i can only photograph my own gaze
March 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i can only photograph my own gaze
the sexual act is—at its core—an exchange of microplastics.
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the sexual act is—at its core—an exchange of microplastics.
kava got a faggot speaking in legato
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
kava got a faggot speaking in legato
what, im suppose to apologize bc on a warm day it be slapping my thighs?
February 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
what, im suppose to apologize bc on a warm day it be slapping my thighs?
flu game dick still put up numbers
February 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
flu game dick still put up numbers
let me tell you bout my day man
woke up with the drawals, i was hungover like haman
woke up with the drawals, i was hungover like haman
February 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
let me tell you bout my day man
woke up with the drawals, i was hungover like haman
woke up with the drawals, i was hungover like haman
idgaf about hot 20 year olds. what you want is someone who grows into their peak attractiveness between 28-42. and then if they die at 43 you get a beautiful sadness
February 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
idgaf about hot 20 year olds. what you want is someone who grows into their peak attractiveness between 28-42. and then if they die at 43 you get a beautiful sadness
*approaching the subway takes guy unsolicited in front of his house*
"women should be required to transition if they wanna play sports. men should be forced to transition if they want to make music."
"women should be required to transition if they wanna play sports. men should be forced to transition if they want to make music."
February 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*approaching the subway takes guy unsolicited in front of his house*
"women should be required to transition if they wanna play sports. men should be forced to transition if they want to make music."
"women should be required to transition if they wanna play sports. men should be forced to transition if they want to make music."