My favorite thing about music producers is that they have this aura that says "I wanna help you bro but I can't even help myself"

You guys ever forget you opened a bluesky account because you were so busy pulling a carrot out of your own ass for days and days and days and days

Sometimes when I'm constipated I just think about how I'm inevitably going to die alone and boom the shit scares right of me. How's your day honey

When you're this big, they call you Table

Had a mcgriddle now I need a mcgirdle

It's crazy how your fingers can smell like onions days after shoving them up your ass

Time to set the table.