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Food reels are gonna change drunk eating. 2am you're like "Screw a burger, I want some goddamn noodles shaped into a star and then deep fried with 11 kinds of sauce served with a gaggle of shrimp that have themselves been deep fried and spiced with hi-resolution pepper"
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Food reels are gonna change drunk eating. 2am you're like "Screw a burger, I want some goddamn noodles shaped into a star and then deep fried with 11 kinds of sauce served with a gaggle of shrimp that have themselves been deep fried and spiced with hi-resolution pepper"
HOW IS THE CHIEF ROBBER BARON THIS FUCKING STUPID
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
HOW IS THE CHIEF ROBBER BARON THIS FUCKING STUPID
Hello Elon Musk here is what I did last week summed up in 5 bullet points:
1) Yelled at Klump
2) Yelled at Krusha
3) Snuck into cranky's house
4) Stole the crystal coconut
5) Got away in a mine cart
1) Yelled at Klump
2) Yelled at Krusha
3) Snuck into cranky's house
4) Stole the crystal coconut
5) Got away in a mine cart
February 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Hello Elon Musk here is what I did last week summed up in 5 bullet points:
1) Yelled at Klump
2) Yelled at Krusha
3) Snuck into cranky's house
4) Stole the crystal coconut
5) Got away in a mine cart
1) Yelled at Klump
2) Yelled at Krusha
3) Snuck into cranky's house
4) Stole the crystal coconut
5) Got away in a mine cart
Watching the 'Distant Voices' episode of DS9 where Bashir gets trapped in a nightmare world that represents his crippling insecurity about aging because he's turning 30 in 2 days
This is the most millennial story I've ever heard
This is the most millennial story I've ever heard
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Watching the 'Distant Voices' episode of DS9 where Bashir gets trapped in a nightmare world that represents his crippling insecurity about aging because he's turning 30 in 2 days
This is the most millennial story I've ever heard
This is the most millennial story I've ever heard
Portraying the Nazis as ultra competent supervillains in pop culture might have helped the far right - instead of asking ourselves how much Elon is like Hitler, we should start looking at how similar Hitler was to Elon. Hard to see fascism coming when your idea of it is Robo-Ultra-Mecha Hitler
February 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Portraying the Nazis as ultra competent supervillains in pop culture might have helped the far right - instead of asking ourselves how much Elon is like Hitler, we should start looking at how similar Hitler was to Elon. Hard to see fascism coming when your idea of it is Robo-Ultra-Mecha Hitler
2010s atheism convinced me when I was young that the problem with religious fascism was the religion and not the fascism
February 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
2010s atheism convinced me when I was young that the problem with religious fascism was the religion and not the fascism
Remember when Boeing killed a guy
February 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember when Boeing killed a guy
Savor the halftime show while you can because soon Trump's gonna sign an EO that sees them book Drake and Tom Macdonald for the next 10 Superbowls
February 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Savor the halftime show while you can because soon Trump's gonna sign an EO that sees them book Drake and Tom Macdonald for the next 10 Superbowls
Trump has nothing to do with egg prices, it was actually just me hogging all the eggs and now someone has to get the egg horde back by beating a series of obstacle courses culminating in a battle against me on a pirate ship
February 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Trump has nothing to do with egg prices, it was actually just me hogging all the eggs and now someone has to get the egg horde back by beating a series of obstacle courses culminating in a battle against me on a pirate ship
Elon won't stop with America
February 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Elon won't stop with America
I blame TikTok for one thing: ruining ads. See commercials are always annoying, but back in the day you'd sometimes get a really fun one like "the most interesting man in the world". Now it's just some lady talking about the stuff she bought in the most monotone voice imaginable
February 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I blame TikTok for one thing: ruining ads. See commercials are always annoying, but back in the day you'd sometimes get a really fun one like "the most interesting man in the world". Now it's just some lady talking about the stuff she bought in the most monotone voice imaginable
Fentanyl czar sounds like the guy selling the drugs
February 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fentanyl czar sounds like the guy selling the drugs
Check the label! If it says "Product of Canada", that means it's 98% Canadian. If it says "Made in Canada", that means it's a TV show starring Rick Mercer that aired in the early 2000s on CBC.
February 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Check the label! If it says "Product of Canada", that means it's 98% Canadian. If it says "Made in Canada", that means it's a TV show starring Rick Mercer that aired in the early 2000s on CBC.
THAT DELIGHTFUL SHIBE DIDNT BRING US JOY HER WHOLE LIFE JUST SO THAT THE HUMAN REDDIT COULD LOOT THE US TREASURY AND HOG ALL THE KETAMINE TO HIMSELF
February 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
THAT DELIGHTFUL SHIBE DIDNT BRING US JOY HER WHOLE LIFE JUST SO THAT THE HUMAN REDDIT COULD LOOT THE US TREASURY AND HOG ALL THE KETAMINE TO HIMSELF
80 years from now:
"Oh just because I'm conservative that MUST mean I'm Trump! You stupid leftists think that just because someone disagrees with you that they're Elon Musk. Bosh! Flimshaw!"
"Oh just because I'm conservative that MUST mean I'm Trump! You stupid leftists think that just because someone disagrees with you that they're Elon Musk. Bosh! Flimshaw!"
one day humanity will view the brocolli haircut like the hitler stache
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
80 years from now:
"Oh just because I'm conservative that MUST mean I'm Trump! You stupid leftists think that just because someone disagrees with you that they're Elon Musk. Bosh! Flimshaw!"
"Oh just because I'm conservative that MUST mean I'm Trump! You stupid leftists think that just because someone disagrees with you that they're Elon Musk. Bosh! Flimshaw!"
Me @ a damn Republican
STRIKER - SUCKS TO SUCK [Official Video]
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February 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Me @ a damn Republican
Hey US govt employees who are being messed with by Trump and Musk - cause some shit on your way out
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hey US govt employees who are being messed with by Trump and Musk - cause some shit on your way out
Imagine if we had MAGA brainrot after the Challenger disaster
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Imagine if we had MAGA brainrot after the Challenger disaster
Reposted
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
January 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
The Roman Salute business reinforced one thing: no matter what, there will ALWAYS be some pathetic excuse. "They're here unlawfully!" becomes "They're not being gassed, just transferred!" becomes "They only killed 1000 people!" becomes "I was just following orders!" becomes "I didn't know!"
Trump: Today I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the departments of defense and homeland security to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Roman Salute business reinforced one thing: no matter what, there will ALWAYS be some pathetic excuse. "They're here unlawfully!" becomes "They're not being gassed, just transferred!" becomes "They only killed 1000 people!" becomes "I was just following orders!" becomes "I didn't know!"
Tonex One - so basically I see all these modeler pedals as "amp model -> IR" machines. All that tone capture business, blah whatever. Gimme good gain and clean tone and I'm good. Tonex One does this, but with UX from hell. 7/10, but will be keeping and using(was Xmas present. Also - fun size!)
January 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Tonex One - so basically I see all these modeler pedals as "amp model -> IR" machines. All that tone capture business, blah whatever. Gimme good gain and clean tone and I'm good. Tonex One does this, but with UX from hell. 7/10, but will be keeping and using(was Xmas present. Also - fun size!)
Class consciousness and class dynamics are more easily explained if you describe billionaires not as individual people but as sentient blobs of money
January 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Class consciousness and class dynamics are more easily explained if you describe billionaires not as individual people but as sentient blobs of money
Well of course I believe Trump is corrupt, immoral, racist, bought out, childish, crazy, authoritarian, fuckin stupid, genocidal and the figurehead of a white nationalist personality cult - but calling the Republicans Nazis is just a step too far! I say!
Loyalty tests and MAGA checks: Inside the Trump White House's intense screening of job-seekers
Job-seekers hoping to join the new Trump administration are facing a series of intense loyalty tests.
apnews.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Well of course I believe Trump is corrupt, immoral, racist, bought out, childish, crazy, authoritarian, fuckin stupid, genocidal and the figurehead of a white nationalist personality cult - but calling the Republicans Nazis is just a step too far! I say!
Everyone misunderstands, you see "DEPORT THEM ALL" is actually just the Roman way of saying "I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT". Way ahead of their time, those Romans
January 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Everyone misunderstands, you see "DEPORT THEM ALL" is actually just the Roman way of saying "I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT". Way ahead of their time, those Romans
Hello Elon my fart goes out to you
January 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hello Elon my fart goes out to you